The first time I saw the Leaf towel I thought it looked like a really cute towel. I thought about buying it as a standalone item, but it seemed a little pricey for a towel. When I realized it was included as a free gift with Leaf toys, I was glad that I hadn’t bought it. A freebie included in the purchase of a toy isn’t worth buying in my book.

But then I thought about what high-quality toys the Leaf line of vibrators were. They looked so chic and luxurious: surely their towel would be just as high-end? I went back and forth thinking about this for quite a while. At one point EF has a two-for-one deal: buy one towel and get a second one free (it was actually buy any Leaf product and get a free towel, but I cleverly realized that Leaf towels were considered Leaf products which essentially made it a buy-one-get-one-free deal).

When I saw that Eden had a package deal offering the Leaf hand towel and a special EF bullet vibe for free with a purchase, I thought my time had finally come. A chance to get the towel without having to spend any money on it seemed like an opportunity too good to miss.

And boy, am I glad I didn’t spend any money on it. This towel is cheap. It’s a small white hand towel. Nothing special about it. It’s not even soft! I’ve gotten nicer hand towels for a few bucks at Wal-mart. The stitching says ‘Leaf’ and is cute, but the actual towel is scratchy. Plus, you have to explain to people what ‘Leaf’ is. I don’t want to have to have a sex toy conversation everytime I use this washcloth. In my book, this is a pretty unremarkable towel. I’m glad I didn’t buy it.