Okay, it’s not really can, it’s a mini pump bottle, and “soap” might be a bit of a general description. This is Zero Tolerance’s Foaming Masturbator Cleanser and Sanitizer, an awfully big title for a little bottle. Normally I wouldn’t pay a lot for a small bottle of soap, but when it’s offered as part of a “kit” that allows you to save quite a bit off an expensive masturbator and a big bottle of lube, why not? You know you’re going to have to clean all that lube out of the masturbator anyhow, so having one of these handy just makes sense.

If you’ve used those “foaming soap dispensers” that are all the rage these days, then you’ll know exactly how this foaming cleanser works. Basically you put your finger on the little trigger and give it a push, and watch as it dispenses a neat little cloud of foamed up soap. It’s not exactly as thick and rich as, say, shaving cream, but the foam consistency is a lot easier to apply with one hand compared to liquid soap, most of which is going to run right off the toy and down the drain.

The main benefit to the foam, if you are indeed using it as a masturbator cleanser, is that you can dispense the soap right into the dirty orifice of your toy. You don’t have to drizzle liquid soap down into the thing and then wonder how you’re going to suds it up. The 1.7 ounce size is small enough to hold in your hand while using a finger to dispense the product, leaving your other hand free to manhandle the dirty toy.

The small size means that you can stick the container anywhere. Mine sits happily inside my medicine cabinet, where it takes up barely any room at all. While I have a large pump of foaming hand soap balanced on the back of the sink, I’ve been grabbing the foaming cleanser here and there to sanitize the insides of silicone nipple cups, give stretchy cock rings a quick wash, and pump some cleanser into a masturbator that needs cleaning.

The bottle touts the benefits of the cleanser, and they are as follows: it will sanitize, disinfect, and it’s a gentle cleanser. It’s anti-bacterial, alcohol free, non-greasy, non-irritating, odorless, and “safe for all materials.” In addition, the product is free of glycerin, parabens, petroleum by-products, SLS, ethylene oxide, and other carcinogens, and it’s made in America.

Because it’s so small (and comes with a plastic cap that snaps over the pump), the Foaming Masturbator Cleanser and Sanitizer is perfect for travel. Throw it into a suitcase or travel bag so you’ll have a handy way to keep your toys clean on the road. It’s even great for “overnighters” if toys will be involved. Not sure if your partner is going to have suitable cleanser handy to scrub your cock ring or toys? Toss this little guy into your overnight bag where it’s handy if you need it.

It is compact and travel-friendly, but the label might seem a little tawdry to some. While not overly garish, the label is festooned with a cartoon “cleaning woman,” who looks surprisingly like the car wash gal from Cool Hand Luke, so maybe you can entertain a brief fantasy of having her leap off the bottle and polish your glass (toys) with her breasts. On second thought, she looks more like Peggy Bundy, in which case you know she won’t be cleaning anything!