Yep. I said it. Hitachis for Inner Peace. Forget about all that meditation and self-actualization crap (not really crap, just kidding) and save up for one of these lovely machines to get all the peace and tranquility of sitting on an uncomfortable floor trying to empty your mind for an hour, in only 2 minutes. This toy was really easy to figure out, the box it came in was hilariously 80's themed, and it gave me orgasms like I've never had before. So... what's stopping you from buying it, again?

I didn't really know what I was in for when I opened the box. I just knew that people were calling this thing their boyfriend replacement, so I pretty much had to buy it! I mean Valentine's Day is coming up, and just because I don't have a significant other this year, doesn't mean I'm going to miss out on the V-day orgasm fun! Believe me when I say you have to have this product. Anything that can make me come in less than 2 minutes really is magical because it usually takes about half an hour.

The only thing I'd say is that this might not be the best "first toy". Beginners might prefer something a little less intense because this thing only has two speeds: "Come in 5 minutes", and "Oohh my goodness, I just came in 2". But if you think you're up for it, I strongly suggest you take the 50 bucks you were planning on spending on a shirt that'll tear in a couple weeks, and use it on the Hitachi that'll probably last you 10 years.

This was my third toy, and as soon as I tried it out, I was wishing that I hadn't wasted money on the others. It never disappoints (unlike significant others), it's like having a quick quickie every time, and surprise! it can also be used for its original purpose as a body massager when your muscles are tense. I used it on my shoulders the other day and felt my tension literally melting away.

"I still like it" is such an understatement. I still love this toy with all of my heart. It is a classic, and a staple of my masturbatory practice. I am aware that there are dimmer switches that allow for a wider range of speeds for the toy but I am perfectly comfortable with the two it offers. I usually use the lower setting but if I'm going though one of my "addicted to the magic wand once again" phases, then I might switch it to the higher intensity. Either way, it's always a splash (pun intended!) I've had this toy for many years and I still recommend it to anyone who is looking for a really intense external toy!