California Exotics had a wonderful idea! Combine the convenience of baby wipes with lubricant. No hassle with opening bottles, pumps, or squeezing out lube with slippery hands. I was amazed when I heard - rather saw- the Colt Lubed-Up Ready Wipes. I mean, how awesome would it be to just tear open a package and wipe on lube?

Before I get to my experience, here are some specifics! The Colt wipes come 3 in a pack. They are 8"x10", individually wrapped. According to the packaging they are "man-sized" (which made me assume they were intended for homosexual males, but we, as a heterosexual couple did alright with 'em).

The infused lube itself is water-based. It is composed of water, glycerin, sorbitol, acai berry extract, pomegranate extract, cellulose gum, triethanolamine, acrylates/C10-30 alkyl acrylate crosspolymer, tetrasodium EDTA, phenoxyethanol, and caprylyl glycol.

Talk about a mouthful of words I have never heard! The ingredients list scared me before I even opened the wrapper. But in the interest of 'science' I held my breath and spread.


The lube feels very velvety ... at first. THEN, within seconds of applying, there is nothing left but tack. I couldn't believe how quickly the lube disappeared. We tried again, thinking maybe we didn't wipe enough on. *insert disappointed face here* Still didn't work. -ding- IDEA! Let's try putting it on his member! Umph, no luck.

The idea of these wipes is awesome. Unfortunately, the lube ruins the idea. After a few times of trying to get the lubed wipes to work, you still have to use a bottle of lubricant! While the wipes are 'man-sized' they aren't built tough like a man.

If you're looking to make your skin tackier than it was before you started, creating a TON more friction than would be there before the wipe, then heck, these are for you! Otherwise, let the Colt grow up some more before you purchase (a-Ha! Horse joke)

We hadn't even brought these back out a second time until I needed to do my follow-up.

They are still sticky and rather useless.