False advertising at its finest

This lube is very disappointing. Look elsewhere for a decent lube to spend your money on because this product shouldn't even exist.
Published:
Pros
Good packaging
Light smell
Cons
Greasy feel shortly after application
Dries up quickly
No sensations at all
Waste of money
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

Its intended use is as a lubricant for women that is supposed to warm and tingle where it's placed. None of this is true. After reading other reviews on the product I found that many people actually experienced a cooling tingling sensation (which I was curious to try out) but instead I found it gave no sensations whatsoever, and was a total waste of money.
    • Nonthing

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Texture wise it is not a bad lube. It feels smooth on the skin initially, and pours easily. After a few strokes however, it begins to evaporate and leaves everything it touched feeling greasy and gross. The areas it was on me felt like I had been sprayed with cooking spray and it wouldn't wash off. This lube is very greasy and very gross.
    • Greasy

Taste / Aroma

It had the scent of peppermint to it, which is strange considering it is advertised as a warming lube and peppermint is a cooling sensation. We never got far enough to try out the taste because we threw it out so fast.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good

Performance

The performance on this lube was awful. It comes in a pump so it's easy to use, however you need to use it constantly to get any use out of it at all. It dries up quickly, but leaves behind an awful greasy layer that makes you want to immediately stop what you're doing and go shower it off. Not what I wanted to feel when I was using it.
    • Dries up too fast
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water
    • Reapply often

Packaging

The container as a whole is very well designed. It has a pump top for easy use and comes in handy when you don't have to fuss with opening or closing the top. It also has a cover for the pump that snaps on (much like a hairspray bottle) so you don't accidently lose half the bottle due to poor packing while traveling.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense

Special Features

This product has no special features, despite what it claims in its advertising.

Personal comments

This product is not a good investment whatsoever. There are a million better products out there to spend money on, and I think they should discontinue this product altogether. They advertise it as a warming lube, other customers said it felt like a cooling lube, and I felt nothing at all. I was looking forward to feeling the sensations they advertised with it and was extremely disappointed with the lube. The advertisement is totally false. Please go find a better lube then this because it really isn't even worth using as a free lube, much less paying for it to fail.
Follow-up commentary
After the first 2 tries with this lube and it's disappointment I threw it away. I probably should have returned it or exchanged it, but I just wanted it gone. Sorry for a lack of follow up available!
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  • Contributor: Beneath The Bed
    Sorry this lube didn't work out for you.
  • Contributor: GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Undead
    Thanks
  • Contributor: Howley
    sorry that sucks! thanks for the review tho
  • Contributor: jalolo
    thanks!
  • Contributor: Various
    Sorry this didn't work out for you!
  • Contributor: Geogeo
    Thanks for the honest review
  • Contributor: PeppermintFuntimes
    Your typing seems really stilted and at times it's hard to understand what you're saying, you gave a decent review for the short time you used it but it didn't seem that informative to me. I'm sorry it didn't work for you.
  • Contributor: callsignhusker
    Excellent review!
  • Contributor: CountryPrincess
    Thank you for your review!! I'm so sorry it was so horrible for you! I really hope you find a better one!!
  • Contributor: Cynthia Jordan
    I'm sorry this didn't work for you I have been looking at other reviews on this and reading some I think I might then reading the ones like this I feel like it would be a waste of time to try it. Just wish this review had more info
  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    Has this review been undated because it seems rather informative to me... I really dislike greasy feeling lubes. Weird because System Jo is usually very good!
  • Contributor: Wicked Wahine
    Thanks for the review.
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