Erotic dice review

Great as a gag gift, but I think I was hoping for something more intimate. My best advice would be to consider what you're looking for in your sex-related dice, then shop around to see what set turns you on.
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Pros
Foreplay oriented, gender-neutral, inexpensive
Cons
Not particularly intimate
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
In the interest of a completely honest review, I got these Erotic Dice|Adult game completely on a whim, with no real idea how fun or sexy or funny they might potentially be. And the price is completely right for that kind of a whim purchase. But, to be honest, as a sex prop/aid these dice didn't thrill me. I still think that the price is right for these to be a very successful gag gift, or silly stocking stuffer/party favor, and for the right person they may fulfill their purpose very well.

In order to write this review, I looked into the other dice available, to see if I could tell if I just wasn't a dice fan or if there were concrete, useful things I could say about this set. It is partially the first of those two options: I didn't like interrupting the action to roll the dice to determine our next move. But, more importantly, I wasn't thrilled with the options available.

The action options are blow, tease, kiss, lick, touch, and massage.The body options are: nipples, body, lips, boobs, toes, and "?" These sound like perfectly reasonable foreplay options, but I have to admit that I had been hoping for something a bit more varied and exciting. Although it is completely possible to make "Touch Toes" very sexy and erotic, it does sound a bit silly (at least to me).

But I think it's important to recognize that some of the issues that I have with this set are because of something that I think is worthy of note: This is a gender-neutral dice set. If you look into, for example, the Oral Sex Dice for Him|Sex toys reviews – Oral sex dice for him and for Her|Oral sex dice for her, the options can be more intimate (and, in my opinion, sexy) because the company knows what basic anatomy they're dealing with, so one can "kiss shaft" or "? clit." Also, the absence of sex organs from the Erotic Dice allows the partner(s) to completely focus on foreplay.

The packaging for these is non-spectacular--just a little plastic bag with the Erotic Dice card on top. If you intend for these to be a gift for a special someone, I would invest in a sexy little box or bag to store them in. Also, this will keep you from losing the dice!

Other possible uses include: using them to make Erotic Dice jewelry (I picture dangling earrings), seducing D&D players by replacing their regular 2d6s with these bad boys, and to facilitate a more-extreme version of spin the bottle with friends. (Lick her nipples? Well, if the dice say I have to....)

These dice get a 2 as a sex toy from me, but a 4 as a gag gift. I would recommend Erotic Dice in particular as a gag gift|Party favors and gags, rather than the other sets that Edenfantasys offers, because of their price and relative tameness of demands--but would choose one of the other sets if I were to pick something to play with for my partner and myself.
Follow-up commentary
And here is where I should have taken my own advice! I asked my partner to find these for me the other day, in the interest of giving them another chance (and after that, probably converting them into jewelry, if they still turned out to be not for me.) Although we both knew exactly where they were all semester (in a drawer in his room), they seem to have gone MIA sometime during the move out. So, I would stress--if you don't want to lose them, find a small box or bag for these dice! (And if you regularly keep dice in small bags, make sure not to mix up your sets!)
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  • Contributor: Dame Demi
    Good review!  My friends and I are D&D players, and these would most definitely make the game more interesting! ;)  Funny suggestion!
  • Contributor: LovingBookworm
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: Cock Wrangler
    Nice thorough review. Good points about these dice/other dice- it's always nice to know who the audience is for toys and games like this!
  • Contributor: LovingBookworm
    They're a good challenge for people who tend to fall into routine--but I have to say, sometimes routine is nice!
  • Contributor: The Awesome Penguin
    These look great!
  • Contributor: titi
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: LoveBug721
    Nice Review
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