Classic Erotica has created an ace with Before and After Adult Toy Cleaner! This antibacterial, soap-free formula cleans your toys effectively, and does not have any harsh chemicals in it that can disintegrate toys. It is primarily for toy use. It says on the directions that it doesn't contain any ingredients that could be harmful to YOU (as in using this for any after-sex cleanup,) but I wouldn't use that as a cue to use it for such purposes. I sprayed some on my arm (choosing an area less sensitive than the nether-regions...,) it left a light smell, similar to Febreeze. It felt kind of sticky after spraying it on my arm, but it did not cause any allergic reaction, so I feel that it really is a hard-working, but sensitive product.

This product is a spray mist. After spraying it on a toy, it bubbles up, which is probably a reaction that it has towards the juices and all the other fun stuff on the toy. It's very light and ideally, it should only take a couple sprays on each toy, but being the germophobe that I am, I probably spray a lot more than what is necessary. It advertises on the bottle that it reduces 99 percent of 3 major microorganisms, which is a huge plus. The product itself only has 5 ingredients, which is another plus to me (2 have really long chemical names, which I don't like very much, but they could also be anti-bacterial agents, the other three are water, benzyl alcohol, and fragrance.)

This product has a very light smell that is similar to the fresh scent of Febreeze. I definitely would not recommend tasting it, especially considering what this product is for. One downside of this product though, is that no matter how much of it I use, my just-used toys still have the faint smell of me and not of Febreeze (darn!) I do confess my odor is pretty strong though, and it probably takes about 95% of the smell away, so not too shabby if you ask me. Performance-wise, I would say this product does a really good job of getting rid of the sticky, gooey, smelly mess that is love-juice, but I don't have a microscope that I can put my toy under and say that it actually did get rid of the amount of bacteria that it claims it does on the bottle. I do think that if it doesn't get rid of the 99%, it's probably very close. After all, it does have some alcohol which is used to sterilize things.

This product is available in two sizes: 4 fluid ounces for $7.99, or 8 for $9.99. I got the 8 ounces and it is a pretty big sized bottle. I've used it on two toys and it hardly looks like I've used it on anything. I anticipate this bottle lasting me a very long time (and there is no expiration date on the product! Woo-Hoo!) The bottle looks like a normal perfume-spray bottle. It does mention that it is adult toy cleaner, so there's very little discretion when looking on the bottle, but if tucked away in like a carry-on bag or something like that, it could be used for travel.

Overall, I think this is a very good product! It's not quite as convenient as having toy wipes, but it probably works better. I guess it just is about what you prefer to keep your toys clean and safe!