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Don't Lie, Are You Smuggling A Candy Cane In Your Crotch?

While you definitely can use this conditioner on other places besides your pubes, for the size you're best limited to smaller areas of hair. It smells exactly like a candy cane, but is really strong. It might not leave your pubes or facial hair silky smooth, but at the very least will make them be very manageable.
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Pros
Smells exactly like a candy cane, leaves rougher hair manageable at the very least.
Cons
Some might find the scent to be too strong.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The most obvious use for this pubic hair conditioner is as, well, conditioner for your pubic hair. It does a darn good job at that, but it can also be used as conditioner for your regular hair, or even as a shaving aid. Pretty much anybody can use this, and be left smelling like a delicious candy cane.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The consistency of this is hard to explain. It's runny, but not watery. It's thick enough to stay in place in small amounts, but melts if there's too much steam. It's easy enough to pour some out and have relatively good control of how much comes out, but it's even easier to just stick your fingers in the tub and pull some out. Between the fingers it's nice and creamy, and spreads very nicely on the area in question. It's harder to spread if you're using it on your head, but between the legs or anywhere else with shorter hair, it'll go on just fine.

Taste / Aroma

You should probably avoid tasting this one, but feel free to smell away! It smells exactly like a candy cane, very peppermint-y and very strong. With it open and on the desk about a foot and a half away from my face, my eyes are still watering a little bit. After use in the shower, it can be easily smelled on the genitals for at least a few hours. On my head, the scent lasted all night, and on my husband's goatee I could still smell it even through his aftershave.

Performance

This performs pretty well, all things considered. It's difficult to say just exactly how much softer it makes the pubes as neither myself or my husband have noticed a huge difference. He liked using it in his beard because it made it easier for him to run a comb through it to groom it. When used on my hair it did leave that feeling nice and silky. It can be difficult to use during a shower if you're used to multitasking as it obviously washes away with splashes of water, and even being too close to the steam can make it start to melt a bit. It did also work very well as a shaving aid. After leaving it on for as much of the recommended time as I could, it made shaving just as easy as shaving with Coochy.

Because this is infused with peppermint oil, you'll most likely experience a cooling or tingling sensation while using it. For men, it's just a bit of a cooling feeling. For women, if this drips any lower than the mons and down in between the lips, be prepared for a cold tingling sensation as well. If you're somebody who likes the feeling of cooling lubes, this won't bother you at all, but it is something to keep in mind.

Packaging

There isn't much to the packaging, just a little plastic jar of conditioner. It's labeled in big bold letters as being from Joanna Angel's Burning Angel Toy line, and does say "silky pubes pubic hair conditioner" very obviously right on the lid. The front has all that and even includes a small picture of Joanna Angel seductively pulling down her underwear. The back has all that fun "why you should buy me" stuff, and instructions. You're supposed to apply generously to the pubic hair and leave on for 3-5 minutes before rinsing it thoroughly. For a smooth shave, leave it on your 3-5 minutes and then shave.

The side also lists ingredients as water, cetearyl alcohol, quaternium-91, myristyl myristate, behentrimonium chloride, centrimonium chloride, menta piperita (peppermint) leaf oil, methylchloroisothiazolinone, methylisothiazolinone. The good: no glycerins or parabens. The bad: unless you're a chemist, most of the ingredients are a total mystery.

The jar itself has a screw on lid. It holds well and doesn't leak, although if you twist it shut hard enough, you can end up "popping" it off, and have to screw it on again. With 4.5 ounces, you're getting a pretty decent amount as well.

Experience

Ok, even though it smells so much like a candy cane I knew there was no possible way it didn't have peppermint oil in it before I even read the ingredients, I still wasn't prepared for the feeling my vagina got the first time I used this. I think I've only managed to keep it on the recommended 3-5 minutes once? Although I've come very close numerous other times. I'm not big on cooling sensations like that, and that's one reason I don't really like putting this on my coochie. However it does seem to do a good job of conditioning in general. I can't tell if it's made my pubes a whole lot softer, but they're certainly not rough at all. I do enjoy using it in my hair, mixing it in with some of my regular conditioner to make it last longer. The first time I used it that way and went out that night, while sitting next to my friend I was told that I smelled delicious, and like candy. My husband has used it on his pubes as well as on his facial hair. They're not tons and tons softer, but he does find them to be more manageable, which is nice when trying to keep the goatee from looking unruly.

Overall, I do like this. It's not as worth it as a conditioner for your hair, but for just your pubes? It'll last a really long time, and keep your pubes manageable at the very least while doing it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: sbon
    I've never even thought of conditioning pubes. Sounds interesting, though. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Linga
    Hehe, I shave so this is completely amusing to me
  • Contributor: padmeamidala
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Thanks everybody
  • Contributor: zizfaye
    Great review! Thanks!
  • Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty
    Great review! I used a mentholated shave cream on my cooter once and it BURNED! I have to say, I had a feeling this would be similar when you mentioned the peppermint oil.
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Oh man redvinylkitty, I was definitely not expecting it! I have no idea why, because I've heard all sorts of stories about peppermint oil and cooters not mixing, but still, lol. Thanks!
  • Contributor: PinkPedal
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Welcome
  • Contributor: Crystal1
    I'd give anything to see an Herbal Essences-style "I whip my pubes back and forth" commercial for this.
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Haha, that would be pretty funny!
  • Contributor: NorthBayLady
    Too bad, a free sample can't be offered
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    It is a shame, but this is also a nice product too. I'm 1-1 for Burning Angel products right now lol
  • Contributor: Ivy Wilde
    I thought I was the only one who worried about conditioning my pubic hair as well as the hair on my head. And what do you know? There is actually a product just for conditioning pubes. You learn something new every day.
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Haha, this is very true.
  • Contributor: Elaira
    If I had enough to condition, I'd probably use this stuff.
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Lol, exactly why I don't end up using it on a regular basis.
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