The Cum-Kleen wipes are post-sex personal wipes for cleaning up without getting up. Toy and body wipes are really just time-savers; you won't have to rush up to wash off toys or naughty bits after sex, and this jumbo sized wipe helps to do just that.

I purchased the mango scent, assuming it would be refreshing and light, but it doesn't actually smell like mango, it smells more like a piña colada that was left out overnight and is all melted and yuck. It doesn't smell BAD, it just smells like fake piña colada--not very sexy. The scent does linger on your skin/toys for a while, so if you don't care for the scent, you might not be happy that you'll be bringing it with you.

The packaging, too, lacks a bit of sexiness; it comes in a metallic pouch with an easy to tear top, and once it's open, you see the white wipe inside. The package has a big ejaculating penis on it, with a smiley face and the words, "Get it off after getting it on." The brand name is at the top, and below it reads, "Personal wipe, mango," as well as the company's website.



The back of the wipe reads that it's the original wipe that kleens (get it?) love's messy moments. It also highlights that it's disposable and convenient, cleans today's lubes, and it beats ruining another towel. It also denotes that it's for external use only, isn't flushable, and also comes in tub size. It also has the ingredients list, which is a bit incomplete: water, vitamin E, aloe vera, bodysafe [sic] preservatives and fragrance. They never disclose, on the package or the website, exactly what the 'safe' preservatives or fragrances are, which makes me wary.

As a wipe, it does a good job, it easily removes lubricant and other bodily fluids, and is large enough to clean a large swath of stuff without you having to reuse a 'dirty' area. If you wanted to share this with a partner, you could easily by either trading off, or tearing it in two--it rips easily if that's what you're trying to do, but doesn't tear during normal use.

Every time I think about picking up another of these, I just remember the awful smell and I think that maybe I'll just get something else. It did an okay job at cleaning, but the smell was awful and even the super size of this wipe can't make up for it.