This is adorable, as well as discreet and functional. It works as a kid's toy even. It's discreet in the bedroom, living room, and bathroom. It's cute decor for a kid's room, bathroom, or nautical bedroom. It's safe for the fish tank if you put it in (it will float, however). We love it!

It's also the same price for a kid's toy, so why not be multi-functional? Or be able to function as such.

However, since you are looking at this because you want to massage yourself or another with it, let's look at that.

This is an awesome massager. It looks a little comical because it's not something like a bone or normal ergonomic massager, but it's still ergonomic and feels good. It's easy to clean, and the 8 massaging "tentacles" are pleasant to the back or wherever you are massaging.

There are no seams on the tentacles so there is no pain there. You can put any lube or massage oil (even baby oil if you have neither) on your back to use with this. It can be used easily with anything, and feels good especially with your favourite JO massage oil (our favourite brand!).

You can put this in the dishwasher or in with the dishes to sterilize/wash, and you can put it back on your dresser. Don't worry about having to hide it. This massager is great.

It tastes of nothing, smells of nothing, and is smooth and hard plastic. Adorable!

We are very pleased with the Octo-Pleaser. It pleases him just fine. I'm glad I bought it for him. He likes it. It works more like a kid's toy because you can't take it seriously, but it is good for massaging. Why not? Performance and looks meet function! Let them mix. This is adorable. Buy it anyway! Display it for all to see and look at next to your fish tank. Use it as a bath decor and bath toy.

I just think this is cute. I've liked it for years and am so glad we own it now. So multi-functional. 5 stars easy!

This little guy is adorable. He makes a good decoration as well as bath toy and massaging accompaniment.

Sadly, I don't have him anymore.