Coochy shaving creme seems to be a hit or miss as far as I've been able to tell, and based on all of the good reviews and the fact that the only thing my skin seems to mind is bar soap, I decided to give it a shot.

I'll start with telling you that the bottle is not only cute, but doesn't scream "look at me, I came from a sex store!" Which is really nice if like me, you might happen to share a shower with somebody other than just your significant other. It holds 4 fl oz and depending on how often you use it can last you a pretty long time. I've seen it varied on other reviews but the average seems to be at least a few months. So far I've had mine for a few weeks and I'm not all that impressed with how long it lasts.

To use simply press down on the one side of the lid to open it up, turn upside down, shake, and dispense. You won't need much. I found that about a nickel sized dollop per leg worked well, a dime sized dollop took care of both underarms, and about a penny sized dollop took care of my coochy.

Coochy comes out of the bottle nicely, there's no "oh no! I just lost half the bottle!" that you can get with some other shower products, which was really nice. It has a really creamy and silky texture to it, and it feels really nice on the skin. Unfortunately, Coochy's rich texture leads to the blade of your razor gumming up a bit if you don't rinse it often enough.

The ingredients of Coochy are:
Water (Eau), Cetyl Alcohol, Cetrimonium Bromide, Stearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyenthylcellulose, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, PEG-60 Lanolin, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Hydrolyzed Hair Keratin, Panthenol, Allantoin, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Diazolidinyl Urea, Fragrance (parfum).

There is a disclaimer that this is intended for adult use only and to discontinue use if irritation occurs.

You'll want to be careful to avoid direct spray from the shower head once you've applied your Coochy because the water can wash some spots right off.

Your bottle of Coochy can even be used as hair conditioner if you so desire. Simply shampoo hair and rinse well, then apply Coochy and massage well into hair. Let it sit there for a minute or two for normal hair, and up to 5 minutes for coarse hair, then rinse thoroughly.

Coochy can also be used to help your guy trim up his privates for you, or even just to shave his beard.


A neat tip I read somewhere to help reduce the blade gumming was to take about a dime size dollop of Coochy and mix it with about a pea sized dollop of regular shaving cream. This also makes it foam up a bit which will in turn make it easier to see, which is great for those of us who are a bit hard of sight sometimes.

The back of the bottle says that this is appropriate for use on the legs, underarms, pubic area, face, and body. Aside from the face and a large chunk of my body, I've used this everywhere. I generally use it about 3 or 4 times a week, and after only a few weeks of this I'm already down just under 1/3 of the bottle. So I guess I'll be cutting back a bit.

The very first time I used this I was very impressed. I would normally bleed a little bit after shaving downstairs, but there was no blood this time and it was left feeling very smooth.

For me, using this on my underarms doesn't make a big difference, and it's easier to just skip it and use nothing. My legs however, always feel fantasticly smooth whenever I shave with Coochy.

I have used this as a conditioner, and I have to say, I think my hair styles better after using Coochy as a conditioner than the after using my normal conditioner! But alas, its price makes this a poor choice for hair conditioner.

Now while Coochy didn't blow me out of the water with amazingness, I'm still not disappointed. I haven't decided yet as to whether or not to purchase another bottle when this one runs out, but I've still got plenty of time.

I still really like Coochy. I've been using another product as of late, but mostly because I love the way the other one smells. I've still got more than half the bottle left, but that's because I alternate which product I use occasionally.

I still say it's worth the money.