Mmmm, nipple clamps, a sadist's best friend. Yeah, you can use them "traditionally" on the nipples and yes, the squealing and squirming is definitely fun, but let's not limit ourselves creatively. I can't suggest different ways to use them here, because I want this review to stay on this site, but think about it. What else might pinchy little sex toys be useful for? Yup. You guessed it, you sicko. ;)

Nipple clamps come in a spectrum of pinch-y-ness from hardcore to wuss. The nipple clamps with the connection cord turn semi-hard to (snicker) Hard Wuss with just a twist and a tug of the joining cord. The best part is that this is a toy that you can use on whoever used it on you to "get revenge" male female or "other" doesn't matter, we all have nipples to squeeze...and play with.

Now, maybe you're thinking "No, no, you don't understand the level of wuss that I am. Pinch-y sounds painful and I don't like pain." OK. Fine. If that's the case, why are you reading a review on a nipple pinching toy?

Unless, you're curious. Yes, curious. It's ok to be curious. Maybe you secretly buy clothespins for, ah, laundry. Yup, laundry. Even though you own a dryer and no clothesline. Laundry are what they are for.

In that case, friend, may I suggest starting off with adjustable nipple clamps that you can start on a very low setting, and work your way up to the rope-pull turbo-boost of these Single Strand Beaded Clamps?

The Single Strand Beaded Clamps are more durable than adjustable clamps and will keep their pinch-y-ness setting indefinitely. Adjustable clamps are more of a short-term-use starter toy. Made of metal and insulating plastic, this product is relatively easy to clean. At the very least, use hot water and antibacterial soap. And don't forget to sanitize them thoroughly, like you would with a vibrator or any other sex toy, after each use.