Chocolate and Sex

Is there anything that could be better than chocolate and sex!?.......Ok money would be nice, but we won't go there.
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Pros
Chocolate, fun
Cons
refrigeration necessary after opening, sticky, doesn't allow for spontaneous encounters.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

I originally purchased this as a bridal gift for a friend. And then I ended up purchasing my own set per her recommendations.

We found this product is a great added addition for foreplay and for oral sex. Honestly I won't let my husband use it on me for oral, because I'm just too nervous about having food on my genitals. (these have real cocoa/sugar in them) My husband who is not so concerned about such things is more than willing to let me use it on him. He gives it two moans for yes, and truly enjoyed having his member painted and slowly licked clean. The flavor made things more tolerable for me as well!

He enjoyed painting my stomach, thighs, breasts. I enjoyed the fact that due to the paint he paid extra attention to my nipples/breasts.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Foreplay
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral
    • Stomach
    • Thighs

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

These are all fairly thick. We primarily used these as finger paints, so it wasn't really an issue for us. However if we wanted to use a brush, we found warming the chocolates to be the best option.

It's chocolate, so it's given that it IS sticky. But if your purchasing this, your probably ok with that ;)
    • Sticky
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

All the chocolates had a bit of an alcohol scent and flavor to them. It might put someone off if they are sensitive to that. We didn't enjoy the white chocolate too terribly much, but neither of us are white chocolate fans to begin with, it also had a bit of an odd taste that I found hard to place.

The dark chocolate and milk chocolate were our favorites. There is real cocoa powder in these so there's no fake flavor. The alcohol scent/flavor was not enough to deter us.

Performance

Because it is recommended to refrigerate post-opening, I found it best to let it warm up before use. Which needless to say is a bit of a pain, and takes the spontaneity out of things. Not to mention it's a little awkward having body paint hiding in the fridge. (Keep it in the vegetable drawer, the kids will never find it!)

As a finger paint it spreads well, if it's not warmed up it can take some intense licking to remove it. Warming them helps thin the paints out, and makes it easier.

Showering or sponging clean after the fact is an absolute must, unless you enjoy a constant sticky feeling. Remember if you've used it as an aid in oral sex to clean up prior to having actual intercourse.

We haven't had an incident of it getting on the sheets, but it does wash out of washcloths with no added effort.
    • Gets sticky
    • Long lasting
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water

Experience

I wish this could be kept in room temperature situations for long periods of time. I would love to be able to keep this just on the night stand to use whenever. It's not always fun to pause things to run down to the refrigerator, grab the chocolate, heat it up and then run back to the bedroom.

That aside our experience has been rather pleasant. In the future I'll just get single jars though, since we didn't enjoy the white chocolate.
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  • Contributor: Kayla
    You're good to keep it away from your genitals. It could be bad for women, but males have such a little chance of yeast infections or anything, it doesn't bother them. Good review.
  • Contributor: deadpoet
    great review
  • Contributor: Owl Identified
    refridgeration = deal breaker for me. I can't explain why, but as soon as I read that I took this off my mental wish list. Great video and review, the white chocolate looks yummy
  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    This stuff is amazing! Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    This sounds fun (and yummy)!
  • Contributor: Legigi
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Mistress M.
    This looks fabulous! I can't wait to try it out!
  • Contributor: tami
    might have to try this out...thanks for the review
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