First, let me explain the war I have been waging on my pubic hair. I have incredibly sensitive skin; I think it likes to develop rashes just because it can. My skin sometimes reacts adversely to aloe. I first tried shaving with a basic shaving foam from a drugstore, which resulted horrifying razor burn. I tried waxing, which was very, very, very painful, and it drew blood. I tried laser hair removal, but the pigment in my pubic hair is apparently too red for the laser to detect. I decided that, despite current fashions regarding pubic fashion, a healthy bush was more attractive than a terrible rash (seriously, it looked like I had been wearing panties made from fire ants). No matter what I tried, it looked like I had tried to shave with a dull butter knife using poison ivy soap. Anyway, I'm trying to say that my skin is just about as sensitive as it gets.

Then I started doing nude modeling, so I was forced to try to remove my pubes. I tried Coochy Cream, and now I am finally able to go bare down there! I won't lie to you, I still did have some rash, but it can be reduced to 1 or 2 tiny red bumps by going commando and using baby oil and cornstarch-based baby powder after shaving. It contains ingredients like allantoin and imidazolidinyl urea, which soothe the skin, and jojoba oil, which mimics the consistency of human skin oil and replaces any lost moisture.

Coochy Cream has a unique consistency. Unlike traditional canned shaving creams, which are basically irritant soup, with harsh fragrances, detergents, and air pollutants like hydrocarbons, Coochy Cream is a lot like conditioner (with ingredients commonly found in conditioners, like steralkonium chloride and panthenol, a provitamin of B5). In fact, for best results, leave Coochy Cream on the hair for a few minutes to soften the hair before shaving (I shave other areas, like my legs and underarms, while I am waiting). Rinse again with warm to hot water, re-apply, and then shave. The conditioning properties are especially useful if you plan to leave some hair behind (e.g. if you are going for a "landing strip" or simply cleaning up the edges) as the hair will be soft, not coarse and pointy. I bought the fragrance-free formula because I would not dare bring scented products within a mile of my vengeful skin and was very satisfied; it basically smelled like an unscented conditioner.

Coochy Cream is 100% vegan, has no artificial ingredients, and was never tested on animals (so it is completely morally unobjectionable).

Coochy Cream is so slippery that it is difficult to pull the skin taut when a close shave is needed, however, I think that is unavoidable as it has to lubricate the razor. However, the consistency is thin enough that it will not clog your razor, so don't worry about that!

My only other complaint is that the pump dispenser on my bottle got blocked so I had to unscrew the top and pour it out into my hand. Though, that's really how pump dispensers generally go.

I still use this to shave "down there" and I don't think I will ever use anything else! It's still the best shaving lotion in my book!