Spank me baby luscious spanking powder actually says on the box "Sprinkle onto your partner. Savour this cloud with each spank." If you don't find it humorous to mentally picture yourself spanking your partner with a cloud of powder flying up, we cannot be friends. Oh, and you're supposed to avoid eye contact, so wear protective eyewear during this process.

That being said, this powder is not really a great spanking powder...though I do hear that using powder during spanking muffles the sound (for those of you with thin walls). It's more of an edible body powder. I actually suggest you bring out a new feather duster or even a makeup brush for some edible foreplay. This powder is coconut flavored, and it tastes like what a bag of coconut ground up would taste like. I've read other reviews where individuals disagreed with this, but I bake with coconut more than someone would if they were stranded on a tropical island. I think it's fantastic, but I also know that there are two flavors which people seem to either love or hate and those two flavors are coconut and lemon.

I read in another review that this powder is similar in texture to powdered sugar, and I could try to use my own comparison, but that is spot on. It does come out of its container like baby powder, and it can also be rubbed into the skin like baby powder (or the carpet if you happen to spill it all over, as I did). It has virtually no scent, which I actually like. After all, I don't really want to explain why my entire bedroom smells like sweat and coconut to any surprise visitors.

This is a long-lasting product. The taste will stay on your skin until it's licked off even during a slightly drawn out foreplay period. However, with as much powder as you get, you can always reapply if the taste isn't strong enough for you. When the powder is licked off by your partner, it won't leave a residue. While the powder will wash off easily, I don't go out of my way to wash this off.

One of my favorite things besides the taste is the packaging for this product. I would gift it all over! There is a hot pink, black, and white box with the most seductive woman ever bending over like a gymnast with high heels on. She reminds me of the super model, Twiggy. There is actually a little instruction manual included. The powder itself comes in a baby-powder style bottle, but the lid has a tab to be popped off rather than the twist caps of baby powder. There are five holes where the powder is shaken out from. The bottle also has the same woman and the same image on it. I did not find an ingredients list anywhere on the packaging, but I did get a glimpse of someone else's list, and it looks like this product has very few ingredients (generally a good sign if you ask me).

I tried to use this as a spanking powder, but it was honestly a bit humorous. Also, while I know some might enjoy it, I just really didn't want my partner to lick this off of my cheeks!
A. That's a large area to cover.
B. His tongue is of more use elsewhere.
C. If he does happen to clean all of this off of my large (yet loved) behind, his tongue will be too tired to venture to that "elsewhere."

Originally, I liked this as an edible body powder, and I kind of went hard on the powder for not really being true to its spanking function. Since then, I've become aware of my disappointment with several other spanking items. So, I can't judge this product so harshly. I actually really like the flavor and will use the item.