The hell is this stuff? Listen up. This is a box set of (1) shower gel/bubble bath and (1) hand lotion. How cool is that? It comes in a decorative box perfect for giving as a gift to anyone who needs to take a vacation but you can only afford to give them a tropical-scented bath instead.

Ingredients on the shower gel: Water, sodium laureth sulfate, cocamidopropyl betaine, glycerin, PEG-7 glyceryl cocoate, laureth-7, cocamide MEA, glycol distearate, fragrance, vitamin E, coconut oil, phenoxyethanol, caprylyl glycol, sorbic acid, tetrasodium EDTA, benzophenome-4, and citric acid.

All good so far? Let's move on to the lotion.

Hand cream ingredients: Water, glycerin, cetyl alcohol, glyceryl stearate, cetearyl alcohol, ceteareth-20, dimethicone, stearic acid, marshmallow extract, milk lipid, mango seed butter, shea butter, phenoxyethanol, caprylyl glycol, sorbic acid, fragrance, carbomer, sodium hydroxide, and tetrasodium EDTA.

Who is this product meant for? Anyone who thinks it's a good idea. Free yourselves from bath product stereotypes. You enjoy those sweet-scented bubbles, gentlemen.

The hand creme is a bit thinner than most hand lotions I've bought, but it's still very effective. It absorbs very nicely, which is something I appreciate in a lotion. The container is such that it is a little hard to get out of the container. The lotion itself is an odd brown color.

The shower gel is about the same consistency as liquid soap. It froths up well and makes for great bubbles in the tub. It's a pretty, swirly gold color in the bottle as well so it looks nice sitting on the edge of my tub. It pours out of the container fairly easily.

Don't eat this stuff. Just don't. People are always trying to eat this stuff for their reviews and you know what? Nah. Let's not even do that.

The smell is glorious. It's strong vanilla mixed with... Toasted coconut and sugar. It's like some sort of awesome cookie or something.

I have a problem with dry skin on my knuckles, and the hand lotion took care of that very well when a lot of lotions don't so I will give it a 10/10 for performance. I keep it by my computer for soft blogger hands.

The shower gel is decent. The smell is amazing and I feel very clean after using it as well as sweet-smelling, so I will give it a 10/10 as well. I like it much more than other shower gels I have and it's good for bath bubbles too.

This set comes in an adorable box with beach graphics and cute lettering. As I said before, it's really perfect for gift-giving.

This product is made in Canada and contains no parabens.