Gotta love the DVD/Blue Ray combo pack. Now I can see PORES on my performers.

Girl talk is my first foray into the world of porn with a plot. Girl Talk is a well shot, decently acted film about unrequited love between room-mates. Pornography is a difficult thing to review without ruining any plot points so I'm going to review this film on its cinematography.

Camera angles: This film was shot by someone who enjoys action shots. I came into this DVD having experienced the likes of Evil Angel and other hardcore production companies, and I can honestly say that as a lover of the up close and messy, I am happily satisfied with the shots in this film. Now don't misunderstand me, there are no POV shots and there is certainly no shot so close you can see her kidneys. Instead, the camera man chose what I am going to call the "classy approach". We get to see all relevant (multiple) angles of the action at hand, and then, as in just about all porn; the money shot, lots of money shot, especially on Sara Stone.


Location, location, location: Girl Talk was shot on location in a mansion. I'm almost certain that this is how porn producers/directors live. The house was clean, the windows provided lots of wonderful daylight and the kitchen makes me jealous (it shows up twice, I had to mention it).


Make up: The ladies were beautiful, not overly done and certainly not Mimi Bobeck. I have to admit, I was sadly disappointed in the male's make up. If the guys got made up for this movie, I feel more comedy could ensue. (watch the movie, you'll see what I mean)


Couples Chemistry: This makes or breaks a movie for me. Lets go scene by scene.

ONE: Hot- Kayden Kross loves Toni Ribas's cock. She even gives him a taste of herself during the process. These two submitted extra credit during CHEM 1A.

TWO: Really Hot- Lily LaBeau gives Manuel Ferrara a good fucking. The foreplay is great, lots of eye contact. These two liked fucking each other.

THREE: Extended Hotness- Sara Stone doesn't fuck Charles Dera, Charles Dera fucks Sara Stone. And then, he fucks her again, again, and again. I actually start to feel sorry for Miss Stone. Charles certainly takes his job seriously. My heart goes out for Miss Stone's Pussy.

FOUR: I don't believe these two. First off, Loni Evans is a screamer. I don't like/believe screamers. Scott Nails is basically a machine programmed to fuck. These two didn't care about each other and it's kind of obvious. I hope they spent the money they made on acting lessons.

FIVE: Kayden Kross also loves Mick Blue's cock. Furthermore, Mick Blue likes fucking Kayden Cross. I don't believe in Mick's performance as much as Kayden's. Overall they fuck nicely, just not passionately.


Plot Effectiveness: The plot is silly. Downright silly. Unbelievably so. But hey, this is porn. We don't need no stinking plot lines. Take the plot for what it is, a way to segue into fuck scenes.

Its not bad. Good for a laugh. I lend it out to friends who want to have a dirty movie screenings.