They're talking alright, but not with their mouths... much

It's time for Kayden's girls night in, and she's throwing her male roomie out of the house for it. He and his friend are planning to dress up so they can learn what kinds of secrets the girls talk about. They both learn a lot more than they expected.
Published:
Pros
Couple friendly, high-quality video, DVD/Blu-Ray combo pack, funny
Cons
Lacking variety, dialogue during sex scenes nearly impossible to hear, abrupt scene cuts
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Content / Genre / Audience



Please excuse the funky template, I accidentally chose the wrong format :)

Covers:

The front cover is composed of three images: two that include Kayden Kross (the largest image and another that includes Mick Blue), and one of Sara Stone.
The title is also on the front indicating it's a "Robby D. twist". Also over the image of Kayden and Mick there is emblazoned "What's on their dirty minds?". There is also a wrap-around header of the Digital Playground branding and logo, and another above this which shows that the case is a DVD + Blu-Ray combo pack.

The back cover contains a montage of images of each of the actresses with their names printed. These images show them in various poses with their partners from their respective scenes. None of the male actors names are printed with the images. There is a synopsis of the movie plot on the back cover as well.

The front cover had a really nice layout, and the image processing on the stills was really well done. The back cover while looking a tad cluttered, looked good and the use of space was maximized with a pleasing layout.

Menus and Special Features:

The top menu was pretty simple containing Play Movie, Chapters, Special Features, and Contact. Navigation between menus is easily done.

The Special Features menu has Behind the Scenes, Gallery, Slide Show, and Trailers. Trailers included are: Pirates: Scagnettis Revenge, Island Fever 4, Nurses, Body Heat, Cheater, Family Matters, Pirates and Fly Girls.


The Movie

Scene 1 (Kayden Kross & Tony Ribas):

The movie opens on a scene of Kayden and Tony in Kayden's bedroom on her bed. The sex scene begins with Tony lying on his back and Kayden giving him a blowjob. The blowjob scene is pretty long, and morphs into a 69. Unfortunately for us the viewers the positioning for the scene prevents us from seeing anything but the blowjob. After this they have sex in various positions and finish things off with another blowjob as Kayden brings Tony to a climax and he cums in her mouth and on himself. Occasionally during their sexual forray there are cuts to Kayden's room mate Mick's bedroom where we see him in obvious frustration over the loud thumps, moans and groans coming from Kayden's room.

After the scene the shot jumps to the outside of the house where we see Tony leaving in a hurry still buttoning his shirt. We then move to the kitchen where we see Kayden and Mick discussing the guy she had over. She says he's "just another test drive" and that she's getting sick of one night stands, that she really wants to find "mr. right". We can see that Mick really has it in for her. Scott arrives and joins Mick in the kitchen where Kayden tells them it's girls night in, and they have to leave the house for the day. Scott ingeniusly suggests to Mick that they should disguise themselves as women to find out what's really going on during girls night in. Mick tells Kayden that his "sister and her friend" are in town from Romania, and can they come and hang out with the girls.

Scott and Mick dress up in wigs, dresses and heels and join Kayden as the other girls arrive.


Scene 2 (Lily LaBeau & Manuel Ferrera):

Lily joins the girls after they have moved to the livingroom carrying a new outfit which she dons to model for them. Manuel the pizza boy comes to the door to make the delivery and Lily goes to intercept him. She wants to get the pizza for free in exchange for sex, but he plays hard to get and her plan backfires. He says he'll fuck her, but she's still paying for the pizza.

They move to the kitchen table and start kissing, and grinding each other. There is some roughness throughout this scene from Manuel (light spanking making her deep throat him), which Lily seems to love. He ends up going down on her with a few attempts to remove her garment, which seem to have failed because there's a cut and her garment has magically disappeared. After he's finished, she sucks his cock and then they have sex in various positions on the table and a very uncomfortable looking chair. They finish the scene with a classic (but pretty hot) facial.

Scene 3 (Sara Stone & Charles Dera):

This scene begins back in the livingroom with all the girls, Kayden collecting money for a male escort. The escort arrives and passes his card around to all the ladies, eyeing the two "newcomers". Sara quickly grabs him and takes him off for some one on one time.

The scene cuts to Charles fingering Sara and them kissing and stripping each other, with a little boob sucking for good measure. Aside from the slightly sloppy blowjob, this scene is pretty basic with the blowjob, sex in a few different positions changing back to blowjob periodically, and the facial finish. Charles goes down on Sara for a grand total of about 5 seconds during the entire scene. Maybe it's just me, but if I was a woman paying for a male escort, he would be going down on me, not the other way around!

Scene 4 (Loni Evans & Scott Nails):

This scene returns us momentarily to the livingroom where Loni is flirting with Scott Nails (still in his sexy outfit and wig). Mick leaves to go into the kitchen and talk with Kayden while she gets a snack for the girls. She returns to the livingroom to find everyone gone and goes to look for them and walks in on Loni and Scott fucking. At this point the jig is up for the two male interlopers, but Scott and Loni continue what they were doing. Again, this scene is pretty cut and dry, they lick, suck, fuck and finish with a facial. This is one of the shorter scenes in the movie.

(continued below...)

Actors

Scene 5 (Kayden Kross & Mick Blue):

This final scene begins with Kayden and Mick having a heart to heart and Mick finally tells Kayden how he feels about her. She obviously feels the same way because they (yes you guessed it) fuck. Again we have the same formula for this sex scene: them going down on each other and fucking on the couch, and of course the facial at the end.

Camera and Sound work:

The video quality was extremely crisp and high quality. For the most part the camera work was good, but I was not impressed with the lack of variety of angles, it would have been really cool to see both sides of the 69 in the first scene. Also at times it appears that the camera man was not paying attention because the camera randomly moves away from the naughty bits for a few seconds like in the scene with Sara and Charles.

The video editing is good for the most part, but there are a number of really abrupt scene cuts that prevent a smooth flow to the scene changes.

The sound quality was good during the dramatic parts and the sex sounds were loud and clear, but there were numerous times during those scenes where there was some definite dirty talk going on but we couldn't hear what they were saying. That was very frustrating. The music is reminiscent of the kind you hear in the Pink Panther movies, which I guess is ok since it highlights the quirky humorous nature of the film and it's storyline. There is no music during the sex scenes which would have been a nice addition.


Personal Comments:

I was really looking forward to watching this flick, but I'm afraid that I was a little disappointed over-all. The most entertaining parts for me were the dramatic parts where we have the dialogue and the comedy. I thought Mick and Scott were hillarious in their girlie outfits. What added to the hillarity of this was the fact that neither of them shaved or applied makeup, and the way they were sitting with their legs spread apart on the couch.

As far as the sex scenes go, I was unimpressed. They were way too plain, and some of them were so long that they became boring. Some more variety would have been nice. The one scene that I enjoyed the most was the one with Lily and Manuel. This one actually turned me on just a little, and I emphasize "little" because none of the scenes were exciting enough to make me hard. Usually I don't make it past the first scene of a porn because I get hot, masturbate and can't finish watching it because I'm done! This was not the case for this one, it was just too cookie cutter for my tastes. I did enjoy the facials though (which is a must have for me), but even here some more variety would have make it more exciting.

I enjoyed watching the behind the scenes special feature, it gave a good candid look at some of the scenes, with some conversation from some of the stars.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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