Shh I'm trying to watch the movie!!

Besides the great back drop for this movie and the hot people in it; this movie doesn't offer much. I found the womens moans to be too loud and distracting. As well as the whole putting on lingerie before having sex got kind of boring after the first 1 or 2 scenes. Overall this movie was/is not one of my favorites.
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Pros
Good lighting, cute and sexy clothes, hot actors/actresses.
Cons
Very loud moaning, a bunch of the same things.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Content / Genre / Audience



The main thing this movie is lacking is a plot/screen play. The majority of this movie consists of women putting on their "Intimate Things" (aka lingerie) and then having some one else or even their selves take it off so that they can have sex. If you have a lingerie fetish then you will love this movie. Most of the movie is the women getting dressed, and with no scripted dialog there is no real
reason as to why they are getting dressed. I mean are you about to go on a date, out shopping, heck out side to tend to the flower bed, I don't know. So there is no real direction involved in it. I feel that the best audience for this movie are straight men, and gay or bi women.
    • Erotic
    • Fetish

Actors

Grace Glam and Chris Johnson Kagney appear in scene one where the mood of the movie starts out quite nice with a sensual feel. But that is short lived when the music seems to take a sudden drop and all you hear are moans and dirty sex talk.


Monique Alexander, Marco Banderas and Linn Karter are in the second scene where things aren't much better. This scene includes a threesome with the male actor and the two women. The moaning seems obviously faked and there's even a time where the director can be heard directing the women.


Mariah Milano and Michael Vegas in scene three both gave a good performance; but it didn't really matter because I had mentally zoned out. I love lingerie and sexy things but after seeing two other scenes with women putting on bras and panties I wanted something more. A last I did not get anything more then a woman trying on like 3 pairs of panties and then having regular sex with a guy. (yawn)

Julia Ann and Mark Wood added a little bit of variety here in scene four. It starts out with Julia putting on her lingerie while sitting on a piano bench. Then they go off and have sex, like all of the others. I think that if they would have had sex on the piano that it would have made the scene a lot better and even helped the movie become more interesting.

Anthony Rosano and Shyla Stylez are in scene five but I think that Anthony gets to have most (if not all) of the fun. Shyla tries on 3 different sexy outfits for him then gives him a never ending (or so it seemed) blowjob. And they have sex like all the others do.


Overall the acting I think was moderate to fair. However with a little bit better directing and work from behind the scenes from the writers and so on I feel that it could have been better, much better.

DVD Features

This DVD comes complete with the following menu options:


1.) One disc with Feature Film & Bonuses
2.) 138 minutes (2 hours & 18 minutes)
3.) Run-time
4.) Scene Selection
5.) Behind the Scenes
6.) Gallery
7.) Trailers
8.) Popshots

And behind the options was a snapshot taken from the movie very similar to the one on the cover of the DVD.
    • Not very discreet packaging
    • Scene selection
    • Special features / bonus included

Personal comments

I did not like this movie. It felt very unprofessional and unpolished. The music would cut off unexpectedly and then all you would hear was loud fake moans. There was no variety in the scenes, and they all played out the same. The fact that at one point you can hear the director speak to the cast lets you know that this, while it has a few sexy moments, is not a movie you want to buy as a mood setter or enhancer.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: leatherlover
    Thanks for the great review.
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    For many of the same reasons you mentioned, I STILL have not finished my review on this. I can't get through it lol. I'm trying!
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