This bedroom guide is no doubt geared towards beginners to lovemaking. The instructions for setting the mood, preparing your body for your partner, safe sex practice, and overview are all very basic. The Kama Sutra was originally written in India between 100 and 400 A.D. as a guide to the spiritual union of man and woman. It was originally written for a male audience, though women were encouraged to read and learn it. This more updated mini-version appears to branch a bit more into the realm of including audience members of all genders, however it does still carry a sexist overtone.
The book is sectioned into 'movements' as if a symphony of music. There is no explanation of this in the text, but the headings of each section are titled in this way.
The introduction is followed by the 'overture,' which touches on setting the mood by activating first your mind. This is achieved by appealing to each of the five senses. Sight is aroused by preparing an aesthetically pleasing space for lovemaking. The book suggests such fairytale, romance novel, cheesy spots as a setting in a garden, a tent or a woodland cabin. And be sure to have clean furnishings!
In other words, wash your dorm room's bedsheets for once and buy that girl some flowers.
Music should come into play, and the book suggests you choose a favorite CD
(Michael Bolton, perhaps?), allow the sounds of the nearby waterfall to 'filter through your open windows,' or 'read aloud from Ovid... and other erotic works.' Light some aromatherapy candles and 'place a drop of... perfume on a handkerchief and slip it into your lover's pocket... he can call up sensual memories with a single breath.'
This is the 21st century. Really.
The book suggests lovers share food and feed each other to arouse the senses of the tongue. This is a tip I can stand behind. It's perfectly sensual and natural to incorporate desert and the mouth as foreplay.
The sense of touch will be the last to arouse, leading into heavier foreplay. '...He should feel the whole of her body with his hands, and kiss her all over...'
In the 'First Movement' or chapter, the author skims over the acts before 'The Act.' Grooming is addressed.
(Really, this is getting ridiculous. I feel I'm reading a health book from middle school, with this language and its methodical, nearly medical treatment of sex.) 'The householder... should wash his teeth, apply a limited quantity of ointments and perfumes... and the sweat of the armpits should be removed.'
Yes, this is an actual quote from the book. And yes, this is really the language it uses. Massage, safe sex, and Kegel exercises are touched on, before going into the second movement...
Foreplay. This is where this book really loses me. It begins labeling positions and love making 'moves' with some really goofy-ass names. I understand they probably came from a place of good intention - the original Kama Sutra written in Sanskrit with all its poetic language, etc. However, out of context, and in this strange little mini-book, it just doesn't fit. We're given names for kisses such as 'the straight kiss,' 'the bent kiss,' 'the kiss that kindles love,' 'the kiss that turns away.' It's all just too goofy in its attempt to be flowery.
The same dissection of methodical lovemaking 'moves' is applied to 'embracing,' cunnilingus, fellatio, biting/scratching, and then the finale, the actual sexual positions. These positions are given such super sexy names as 'the Twining of a Creeper,' (and yes, with the capital letters like that) 'the Congress of a Cow,' 'the Trunk of an Elephant.' Give me a break.
Honestly this book could at points create a bit of arousal, but I found it overall rather useless. The wording was simply too mechanical or medical to be sensual. The guide truly seemed to be a 'Sex for Absolute Dummies.' I learned nothing I didn't already know in my younger days of strictly vanilla sex, which is all this book outlines.
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