Right down the middle. Half good half bad.

I recommend this only if you like hearing all of the slurps and other sounds associated with sex along with the women over-acting. Otherwise keep on looking.
Published:
Pros
sexy lingerie
Cons
everything else
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review


I was pretty excited about this one; it was different and with the ladies having lingerie on that gives you something different to look at, ya know? Leave some to the imagination. Happily, that's pretty much the only premise which is very nice; you don't have a plot to focus on, just the sex is going on.

There are 5 scenes and each one starts with what I think is the best parts of this adult movie; the star (female) of the scene dances around and changes lingerie. This is very seductive and sensual, and along with some great music is a nice reprieve from more standard porn.

Unfortunately we then loose the music and go into what was very plan and unexciting sex. Though the sets were great and sensual and the lingerie did add that air of mystery and leave-something-to-the-imagination that I enjoy, without music all you could hear were the sounds of sex which I do not find attractive or exciting at all. Plus, what was the real turn-off for me was that a lot of the ladies really appeared to be over-acting and their sounds were really fake.

In the end this is a movie I'd watch again, but only for the set-up scenes with the ladies posing/dancing and changing their lingerie. The sex in this movie totally ruins it for me, though this is a personal thing. I know many who would disagree with me.

There are few bonus features, though there is a cumshot recap, scene selection and a behind the scenes featurette. One thing that really irritated me though is that if you put the DVD in, it just starts by itself! Before you have a chance to look over the menu or push play it's already started. This would have been nice to know before-hand.

There was no one in the movie that really stood out to me; no one was bad but at the same time no one made me want to go find other movies of theirs.

If you're looking for something different and like typical porn sex (think over acting) with no music so you can hear all the slurps and sounds then this is for you. If you don't, I recommend looking at something else.
Follow-up commentary
Though I've thought of this one a time or two, I remember how un-exciting it is, so I haven't gone back to it. This film really speaks to only one sub-sect of porn watchers, and I'm not in that group.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura
    This movie didn't do it for me, either. The lingerie was pretty much the only thing memorable at all.

    Nice review.
  • Contributor: Jessica Elizabeth
    Thanks
  • Contributor: Shellz31
    Ohh, I definitely made the right choice to turn this one down! I would have struggled to write the review.

    Cheers
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