I'm torn between calling this one of the worst movies I've ever seen - this movie brings you bad acting, bad writing, and HD action – and calling it one of the most brilliantly done pieces ever. (That is, if the terrible acting and writing was ON PURPOSE.)

High-def filming means every flaw is shown in high-resolution.  A bad thing in regular movies, the HD experience is made worse in porn films, in my opinion.  Who wants to see up-close-and-personal views of the stars' ass pimples, stretch marks, and other flaws?  Not me! 

Overall, this movie wasn't totally terrible, but it wasn't great, either. It would have been much more palatable without the racist stereotypes (done in parody, I know, but it's still inappropriate) and cheesy intro. The sex scenes were good – lots of variation. A little long, but I'm used to shorter scenes. Pretty vanilla sex, which was nice.

RECOMMEND OR NOT
Hmm, this is a tough one.  This might be a good movie for someone with a swap fantasy, or someone who enjoys "reality tv" shows.  Personally, I don't watch Wife Swap because it's cheesy and terrible, but someone who likes the show might enjoy this movie.

Kagney Linn Karter, Sara Sloane, Rebeca Linares, Nyomi Banxxx, Bobbi Starr, Julia Ann, Marco Banderas, Dane Cross, Mark Wood, Prince Yahshua, James Deen, Anthony Rosano, Rob Spallone. All of the pre-sex scenes where they are playing their roles are terrible. But by far the best line was the "I keep Long Island smilin'!" Haha.

Play, Scene Selection, Behind the Scenes, Popshots, Gallery, Trailers

I see the appeal for the popshots for the mainstream audience who doesn't care about safe sex, but what happened to condoms? How are we supposed to encourage condom use if even the sex stars don't use them? Not hot, not at all.

The front cover of the dvd shows Kagney Linn Karter and Sara Sloane. The back shows different sex scenes. Not very discreet for leaving lying around the house.

Blah. No thanks. Maybe it was just the poor writing, or maybe the acting. Perhaps if they took the acting out completely and just had the sex - THEN it might have gotten a higher rating from me.

Disappointed and bored. You shouldn't cringe while you watch a porn. Seriously.