No Boys Allowed

It is the night for the girls to hang out. The guys have a plan to infiltrate it. They will dress as girls and play it off to try and get the inside scoop on these girls and their private night.
Published:
Pros
Crisp picture, funny, hot chemistry
Cons
Rinse and repeat scenes, abrupt scene changes
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review


Covers

A stunning picture of Kayden Kross takes up most of the front cover for this movie. She is beautiful so we will keep it. There is a smaller picture of Mick Blue and Kayden again as well as a small shot of Sara Stone. The colors are warm and well put together.

Some still shots of the movie with the actresses names (nothing about the men at all) and a quick blurb about the plot takes up the back cover.

Both sides have the Digital Playground logo as well as the fact that this is a DVD + Blu-Ray combo pack.

Menus

The menus were very easy to navigate and simply are Play, Chapters, Special Features, and Contact.

The Special Features for this film are a behind the scenes, gallery, slide show, and trailers for upcoming DP movies. The trailers were for Pirates: Stagnetti’s Revenge, Island Fever 4, Nurses, Body Heat, Cheater, Family Matters, Pirates, and Fly Girls.

Scene 1 - Kayden Kross and Tony Ribas

This scene starts with the opening credits. Even before any dialogue. It includes a long blow job scene that does eventually lead to the 69 position but really because of the single camera angle, you just see the blow job. As they move to a few different vaginal sex positions the camera does flash to her roommate, Mick Blue, who is having to listen to them have sex and is obviously frustrated.

The scene ends with Tony blowing his load on Kayden’s belly and he quickly gets dressed and leaves.

At this point, Kayden comes into the kitchen with Mick and they discuss who this new guy is to her. Just another test drive and she is still looking for the one. It was pretty easy to figure out that he was under her nose the whole time. But we will get to that later.

Mick’s friend, Scott Nails joins the scene. At this point Kayden mentions it is the night for the boys to leave the house and it is girl’s night. This is when Scott has a super genius moment and decides that they will dress up as girls to get the inside scoop on girl’s night. Mick informs Kayden his “sister” and her “friend” are in town and would love to join in the girl night fun. It is a riot seeing them in their dresses with the crooked wigs, scruffy faces and sitting along all these women with their legs wide open.

Scene 2 - Lily LaBeau and Manuel Ferrera

The girls are all together and Lily pulls out a cute little lacey bit of lingerie. She strips and puts it on letting them know she was wearing it for the pizza guy. She intends to get free pizza. The plan backfires when she lets Manuel know that she wants to fuck him for free pizza. He will fuck her but she is still paying.

This scene takes place on a kitchen table. He performs oral sex on her and some light spanking. He does try to get her lingerie off and, with what is an apparent wardrobe malfunction, the scene cuts and next thing you know the clothes are gone. He is rather rough with her; there was some serious deep throat action and welts on her bum from the spankings. The sex was vaginal, on the table and then on the chair and ends with him giving her a facial.

Scene 3 Sara Stone and Charles Dera

The girls collect money to bring in a boy toy for the event. Escort/Stripper Charles enters. As he sees the new faces in the room and wants to let the new girls have fun first, Sara steals him away. She is getting first dibs.

This scene was pretty standard - fingering, blow job, vaginal sex, boob sex, and it all took place on a rather noisy bed. I found the scene changes to be rather abrupt in this one. They did not flow very well.


Scene 4 - Loni Evans and Scott Nails

Loni flirts with Scott (still disguised as ‘Sasha’) and they make their way to a room. It is during this scene that Kayden walks in on them and finally realizes that ‘Michelle’ and ‘Sasha’ are not girls after all.

Scott and Loni share another pretty standard scene. There is oral on both parts, some vaginal sex and again it ends with a facial.
Experience
(Continued from above)

Scene 5 - Kayden Kross and Mick Blue

In this final scene, Mick and Kayden reveal their feelings for each other and it takes no time at all for them to get down and dirty. The noisy leather couch in this scene was a real downer. The scene was my favorite but the noise the leather made it hard to pay attention to the hot sex on the screen. She gives Mick on hell of a blow job and his facial expressions were pretty intense (and funny). They proceed to oral on her and vaginal sex and the final cumover.

Camera and Sound:

Although the picture was crisp and clean, the angles sucked. It seemed as though they just plopped a camera down in the room and that was it. There was no moving around. It made it rather boring. There were also a few rather abrupt scene changes in the movie. It makes it look almost like a quick mish mash of scenes. The flow was just off.

The sound was good, clean, and I had no problems with it at all. It was so good I fact, it picked up the squeak of the bed and of the loud couch in the final scene.

Personal Comments:

Overall, this movie was OK. The sex was pretty standard and vanilla, but was hot. The sex scenes did seem to be really rinse and repeat all throughout just with different actors. The angles did suck unfortunately and it would have been so much better if they had moved the camera around a bit more. The comedic elements of the film were great. Not the best porn I have ever seen but not the worst either.

FYI - I do not have a blu-ray player or high def tv so I only saw it in regular DVD playback.
Follow-up commentary
I have not watched this movie since. I have loaned it to a few people who also were on the same boat as me about it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Great review Jobthingy!
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    Great job on this review
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    Nice review!
  • Contributor: Jobthingy
    Thank you my lovelies
  • Contributor: Shumway
    Not sure how I missed rating this one when I read it, lol Great review!
  • Contributor: naughtyjo
    great review! Really love how in depth your scene break downs are in movie reviews. Thanks x
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