Luke-warm, but not quite there.
It's a good solid "C" grade porn in my book. They did try to reach every woman, but missed in that as a straight woman, I don't want to see the woman, I want to see the man. Watching a woman give a blow job isn't nearly as fun as watching a man squirm and moan while she does it.
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Pros
There is something for everyone.
Cons
Only two out of all of the scenes really did anything for me.
This is a typical Playgirl movie with several scenes of different couples having sex. They're all a little different and I assume the intent is to create a something-for-everyone video with different scenarios hoping that one will hit the proverbial nail on the head and spark a woman's interest.
I like that they were diverse... there was an outdoor scene, a bowling alley scene, a scene in a restaurant, on a porch, in a bowling alley, in a kitchen (my favorite) and some are done as narrative while others are just action.
It's good albeit generic and while it's likely you will find something that lights a fire in your pants, for the most part I found myself searching for the kindling to get there.
I have to be honest... the first scene had me totally turned off. Watching a woman give a blow job and talk about her "titties" in a narrative letter in a Spanish accent does nothing for me. The second was actually my second favorite... it wasn't a narrative, and while they did show a lot of the woman, she was more attractive and there was also more of her partner enjoying what she was doing. The third scene was awful. "Hillbilly Sex." The title should say it all. Another narrative about a woman waiting for her cowboy to come (literally) home. Unfortunately, I found the man in this totally unattractive from the neck up and that's a big check-minus in my book. There's a lot of comparing sex to cards and through-the-pants teasing. Next is the bowling alley. It's a date scene, and another narrative, which I wish they'd quit. The reader of this one totally lacked any passion, and the scenes are done in flashes... to appear more like memories than current happening. I was happy the man in this couple was decently attractive, although I did giggle when I noticed the girl's bowling shoes never came off. My favorite scene was the kitchen scene, "Desert for Two." It's a couple in the kitchen who end up playing with food and having sex on the counter top. They're both attractive, and this scene is when I finally got into it. I ran it on repeat from then on and just used it as my masturbation material.
I like that they were diverse... there was an outdoor scene, a bowling alley scene, a scene in a restaurant, on a porch, in a bowling alley, in a kitchen (my favorite) and some are done as narrative while others are just action.
It's good albeit generic and while it's likely you will find something that lights a fire in your pants, for the most part I found myself searching for the kindling to get there.
I have to be honest... the first scene had me totally turned off. Watching a woman give a blow job and talk about her "titties" in a narrative letter in a Spanish accent does nothing for me. The second was actually my second favorite... it wasn't a narrative, and while they did show a lot of the woman, she was more attractive and there was also more of her partner enjoying what she was doing. The third scene was awful. "Hillbilly Sex." The title should say it all. Another narrative about a woman waiting for her cowboy to come (literally) home. Unfortunately, I found the man in this totally unattractive from the neck up and that's a big check-minus in my book. There's a lot of comparing sex to cards and through-the-pants teasing. Next is the bowling alley. It's a date scene, and another narrative, which I wish they'd quit. The reader of this one totally lacked any passion, and the scenes are done in flashes... to appear more like memories than current happening. I was happy the man in this couple was decently attractive, although I did giggle when I noticed the girl's bowling shoes never came off. My favorite scene was the kitchen scene, "Desert for Two." It's a couple in the kitchen who end up playing with food and having sex on the counter top. They're both attractive, and this scene is when I finally got into it. I ran it on repeat from then on and just used it as my masturbation material.
Experience
The narratives throw it off. Hearing a woman say things like "I think he knew which bushes I meant for him to work on," and "my pussy is hungry for his trucker cock," just made me giggle.
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Nice review!
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great review!
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This review was fun to read. Question: How many "bushes" does a woman have? I'm not too up on the slang in this department
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thanks for the review!
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thanks for the review!
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