MY TWO CENTS:

WOW – I love it! I was super excited when I heard the title of this DVD. The Official Friday The 13th Parody was written by Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. I actually get a kick out of scaring myself with hardcore horror movies so couldn't wait to get my hands on this one. The cover and online trailer are deceiving, so please don't let them put you off this movie. It's not hardcore or even moderate horror by any means. I have to admit the mask kinda creeps me out a little but this is going to the top of my favorite porn DVDs.


SUMMARY:

The movie starts off with the masseuse Susie, hitching a ride into town where she meets a rough bar attendant Tabitha Stevens. It's here that she first hears about a flesh eating jizz, serial killer. After having a drink, Susie makes her way to Crystal Lake Nudist camp where she is greeted by the owner (Kyle) and one of the couples. This movie tends to jump from scene to scene (but not erratically) to spice things up. Thankfully, all sex scenes are played out fully without jumping. Some scenes had some pretty funky music but I personally found the sex was good enough to distract me from noticing it too much. I prefer movie music (unless at a dramatic ‘on the edge of your seat' part) to be more in the background rather than – right in your face.


1st couple: The first couple plays out a D/s situation where the girl takes on the dominant role. Throughout the whole sex session, she wears an awesome chain outfit. The scene involves face fucking, spitting (including into his mouth, making him swallow it which I was repulsed by) and oral performed on him. Unknown to the young couple, the dude in the mask (the infamous Jason) lurks nearby watching as they play. While they lay in each other's arms, Jason walks in the door to reveal himself to the young couple before he performs the deed.


2nd couple: Ricardo is so paranoid about bugs and insists his girlfriend Asa, rub repellent over his hot topless body. They enter their cabin for a night of hot passion. This couple play an equal role - neither being more dominant than the other. She performs deep throat oral on Ricardo before the couple finishes with intercourse, as Jason watches on from a window. After Ricardo blows his load on Asa's stomach, she takes off to find the showers while he lays back to take a nap. A nap that he will never wake from. Asa runs a bath and as she is about to enjoy a nice soak, Jason enters the room. It's the last bath she will take.


Meanwhile Susie wonders off down a track through the bush and comes to a rickety old timber building, where Jason is hiding inside. She continues to the infamous lake where the rumor supposedly began. When she returns to the camp later that evening, Susie enters the employee building looking for the others. Before she gets too far in, Kyle walks in behind her carrying a blow up doll. A doll he claims is for the fetish room, but you can be the judge on that one. He tells her of the whole freaky rumor associated with the nudist camp. This results in a full sex scene featuring Kagney Linn Karter. After Kyle finishes the story, they go down to the basement in search of a banging sound they heard. Once again, Jason isn't far away when he creeps up on the two of them. Before they can shut the door to protect themselves, the masked man pushes his huge penis through the door way – trapping him. Kyle reaches for an axe when suddenly the screen goes black. The next scene shows Susie and Kyle having their own sexual pleasure before falling asleep. Mr Jizz approaches their room.


3rd - threesome: Kendra, Rita and Manny (the three employees) are playing board games when Kendra suggests they have an orgy. Both girls orally pleasure him. They take turns in being vaginally and orally used before he delivers a facial. They relax and are recovering from the excitement when Jason arrives, exposing himself to the threesome.

PACKAGING:

The single DVD arrived sealed in clear plastic and then sits in a large folded cardboard envelope which can be altered so it stands up on a book shelf, if you desire. The DVD case is dark and features Sera Sloane with a view of the masked man in the background. The cardboard envelope has the same illustrations on the front and back as the case. The back cover shows a number of small captured sex scenes from each of the sexual performances.


FEATURES & ACTORS:

The actors in this DVD were very professional as in, they didn't just act for the camera. It truly felt like a great movie we see on TV all the time. Only, this one was spicier! It had a good storyline for porn and was enjoyable to follow the whole way through with no hidden catches so everyone will understand this DVD. Friday the 13th features 1hr 44 minutes of movie, popshots, photo gallery and bonus behind the scenes section.

Sara Sloane
Kagney Linn Karter
Courtney Cummz
Brooke Lee Adams
Asa Akira
Brooklyn Lee
Tabitha Stevens
Mark Wood
Kris Slater
Carlo Carrera
Rocco Reed
Mr Pete


EXPERIENCE:

Some may say the sex scenes are vanilla and in a way, I'd have to agree. But, they are done in a way so they aren't – wake me at the end – boring. There are no toys used in any of the sex scenes which I usually find disappointing but to be honest, I was so caught up in the sex, I barely noticed. There was an anal scene. I enjoy the fact that Zero Tolerance use natural figured girls rather than the extremely skinny or petite girls filmed in most sex DVDs. I highly recommend this movie to ALL!

I'd like to give this one a 9 but unfortunately due to there only being
5 stars available, 5 full stars it is!

I love my horror movies and this one is the closest porn I have come cross to horror. What a combination!
It's certainly not the full on horror I'm use to but for anyone who likes sex with a few mild on-the-edge-of-your-seat type thrills, this one is a must!

It's my favorite porn club DVD so far!