The Flintstones XXX parody
Erotic novel
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New Sensations
Kinky Cavemen
All the cave man you remember from the Flintstones cartoon are getting kinky in Bedrock. Whilst a lot of attention was pai to the details of re-creating the imaginary world the on screen action left a lot to be desired and most certainly didn't make my bed rock!
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Pros
Amazing sets, props and costumes to really make it feel like BedRock
Cons
Corny to the point of Annoying
Very Vanilla
Fred NEVER gets any!
Very Vanilla
Fred NEVER gets any!
Wilma with her trademark red up do is played by Hillary Scott, Brooke Lee Adams portrays her next door neighbour and Gal Pal Betty. With Peter O'toole and Anthony Rosano filling the roles of their husbands Fred and Barney. Also appearing are Hayden Winters and Seth Gamble as the grown up version of Pebbles and BamBam. Misty Stone and Rod Fontaa are Mr Slate and his sexy secretary and Dale Dabone plays Wilma's old school friend Tyler whom she is seeing on the side,
Fred's charcter who was the clinch pin of the cartoon we love is just a bit player in this tale, one who doesn't get any action. His role seems to be the thread that introduces the lesbian scene between Betty and Wilma. I feel bad for poor Fred, not only doesn't he get any his lesbian fantasy is rather luke warm, lacking any feeling of chemistry between the two women.
I had hoped that after we experience Fred's daydream fantasy we might get some interesting and enticing sexual debauchery, that which one would expect from people wearing nothing more than loin cloths. But No.
Wilma's old school Pal Tyler Rockman drops by to visit and flirts overtly with Wilma rubbing it in his face & her and Betty giggle like school children at the mere mention of the affair. It is as corny as the forced laughter from the non exsistent audience plays in the background. There's so much B grade filler in between the sex scenes (filler that includes gigantic Dino poop - I kid you not) that the mood is all but lost by the time the film attempts to rekindke it.
Even though Wilma and Fred are no longer feeling each other up Betty and Barney still are. The fact that their crazy stoneage accents never dissappear during the actual fucking should be a credit to the acting ability of the cast - but in fact it is just a major disruption that's beyond annoying.
Pebbles and Bam Bam are certainly the stand out stars of the film, their cheeky after hours rendesvous right behind their parents back puts the chemistry between their parents to shame. Just as in all of the other scenes this one follows the old, oral sex/blow job, plain old vannilla sex, cum shot -end scene. Not very inventive but their chemistry made this the one scene I did enjoy.
The one way in which they do try to keep things interesting is by using some extra characters such as Fred's boss Mr Slate who gets it on with his sexy secretary. But to be honest I couldn't even recall the scene was a part of the film until I rewatched portions to write my review which certainly says something about is quality.
The fifth scene howeveer is incredibly memerable... Just not for good reasons. This scene is betweem Wilma and her lover and is honestly drenched in drool. There is so much spitting going on in this scene that you could turn this into a drinking game & take shots each time she spits on his cock!
My favourite element of this movie is the cool interpretations and mimicry of the town of bedrock. The costumes are great and just what you'd expect, from Pebble's dog bone hair tie to the mens animal skins and Wilm'as oversized pearls. Even the creative household appliances are amusing, great detail was played to all of the sets. It's just a shame that the same enthusiasm didn't filter through to the on screen action.
Some may enjoy this silly little parody, some may even love it, I'm just not one of those people despite my love of almost every other parody I've watched as part of the porn club. It's not a movie I think I will find myself watching again in a hurry.
We don't even get a Yabba Dabba Doo - rather a wilting yabbo dabba woo which says it all for me!
Experience
Bonus Features of This 2 DVD set include:
# a Behind the scenes featurette
# A bonus scene between Brooke Lee Adams and Mark Wood
# Photo Gallery
# A bloopers reel
# Cum shot compilation
# Trailers for upcoming titles
It is also compatible with your iPod so you can add it to itunes and view it whenever the mood hits you.
Also it hasn't got any regional encoding - so if you are like me and live outside of the US it will work on all of your exsisting DVD devices.
# a Behind the scenes featurette
# A bonus scene between Brooke Lee Adams and Mark Wood
# Photo Gallery
# A bloopers reel
# Cum shot compilation
# Trailers for upcoming titles
It is also compatible with your iPod so you can add it to itunes and view it whenever the mood hits you.
Also it hasn't got any regional encoding - so if you are like me and live outside of the US it will work on all of your exsisting DVD devices.
Follow-up commentary
3 months after original review
Despite the cheese factor in this parody I have re-watched it a number of times now as I really enjoy it. The scenes are quite steamy and the camp hilarity of the whole thing is something I truly enjoy.
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This sounds hilarious. Thanks for the explanation of it.
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great review, thanks. I want to watch this one. sounds good.
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