I love horror movies. From the good to the bad, from the cheesy to the truly scary, I’ve just about seen them all. I enjoy some of the spoofs as well, although it can be hard to make a truly good one. Most American horror movies contain the basic elements of horror and gore with sex, and while the gore and scare factor can often be extreme it’s the sex part that’s typically not very explicit. That, of course, leads to the horror porno. Sex and horror go together like bread and butter, so why not? I was excited to get a chance to review the Official Friday the 13th Parody from Zero Tolerance as part of the Porn Club this month.

The Official Friday the 13th Parody was produced by Tabitha Stevens and directed by Gary Orona, who I find to be an interesting director. His movies and series (Sanatorium, The Erotic Traveler, Hotel Erotica) have a great artistic flair to them, and this movie is no exception. The film is presented in widescreen, with good audio and picture quality. The scenery and sets are great here, dark and scary for the outside shots, and rustic (and somewhat creepy) for the inside shots. The music is a great touch as well. The film has decent chapter stops throughout its 1 hour and 44 minute length, and features Behind the Scenes, Chapter Selections, a Slide Show and Cumshot Recap as well as interactive menus. It comes in a large display box with scenes from the movie on the back. The inside case cover is the same as the larger box.

This film stars Courtney Cummz (Connie), Asa Akira (Asia), Kagney Linn Karter (Kagney), Sara Sloane (Susie), Brooke Lee Adams (Kendra), and Brooklyn Lee (Rita) as the female talent, and Mark Wood (Manny), Mr. Pete (Billy), Kris Slater (Kyle), and Rocco Reed (Ricardo) as the male talent. Tabitha Stevens makes a small cameo as a bartender, and Cheyne Collins and Carlo Carerra are the masked Jasons (regular and junior, if you please). All of the acting is watchable, if a tad corny at times.

The Official Friday the 13th Parody is loosely modeled after the original 1980 Friday the 13th. Here, Camp Crystal Lake is a nudist camp (although the camp “counselors” spend a lot of time clothed). Susie is coming to the camp to be the resident masseuse, and on her way there she stops in town at a bar where the locals think she’s crazy to go to the camp. The bartender (Tabitha) tells her the legend of Jason, who drowned in the lake because his cock was too big and heavy for him to stay afloat. He fermented at the bottom of the lake and his cum became deadly.

Susie doesn’t heed the warning (good thing, as the movie would be pretty short otherwise) and heads up to the camp, where she meets some of the other counselors. Connie and Billy are occupied in a cabin, and this first sex scene is hot and energetic with great accessories (a gas mask and chains) and anal sex (the only anal scene in the film). Their scene is cut with shots of Jason coming closer, and his flesh-eating cum sprays the two as they lie on the floor.

Meanwhile, Asia and Ricardo find an empty cabin and have sex on a mat on the floor. This scene is quite erotic, and the two have good chemistry. Asia goes to take a bath and Ricardo lies back on the mat. He’d checked below for bugs, but not for anything else, and he soon dies a la Kevin Bacon. Asia encounters Jason while in the bathroom, and his monster cock is monstrous indeed.

While Rita, Kendra, and Manny begin a game of Strip-opoly and Susie and Kyle discuss Jason and Kyle’s blow-up doll, Carlo and Kagney have an encounter in the basement. Kagney strips to the essentials (tie, cuffs, thigh highs and boots), and Carlo can’t resist. They have some fun and energetic sex on the chair. When they’re done, Kagney stands up and screams.

The Strip-opoly game leads to a three way, with the girls lavishing attention on Manny and fighting over him bit before they take turns riding him. When Jason enters after they’re done, they think he wants to join them before he sprays them with his cum.

Kyle and Susie end up getting chased by Jason and they seem doomed, but Kyle knows what to do with a sharp axe. Afterwards, the two have sex upstairs in a bedroom. The two seem pretty into each other, and they fall asleep spooning each other. But, could it be? The ominous music heralds Jason coming down the hallway.

Of course, he isn’t dead, and this is just the beginning…

I thought this movie was pretty good, although it was a bit different than I expected. The storyline was humorous, Jason’s giant deadly-cum filled cock was hysterical (it looked like a large baguette), and Ricardo’s death in particular made me laugh. I actually was expecting more blood to make it more of a horror parody, but overall it was amusing.

The sex scenes in this movie were mostly great. I loved Courtney Cummz and Mr. Pete’s scene the best. These two have a great deal of energy together, and their scene also featured the only anal sex in the film. Asa Akira and Rocco Reed also had a very hot scene with a lot of wonderful chemistry, and I enjoyed Kagney Linn Karter with Carlo Carrera. Sara and Kris’s scene at the end wasn’t bad either, although not as exciting as the first three. The three-way scene was probably my least favorite, as it didn’t involve the three to a level I wanted to see.

Overall, this is a pretty good choice if you like horror comedies and parodies (and your porn with a watchable plot). Just don't expect a lot of blood.