Five Sexual Positions: Volume One presents five high quality erotic stories read incredibly well by Kage Gatsby. I'm always looking for a good story to put me in the mood or to masturbate to. But more important than the story, is the voice telling me the story. Does the pacing allow me to enter the story? Is the quality of the voice pleasant to listen to? Does the reader distract me with fake orgasms? The answer to these questions is "Yes." Two out of three isn't bad, though.

Aside from Gatsby moaning near the end of a few stories, there is also the distracting "background" noise. Recordings of women pleasuring themselves or men/women having sex is part of the tract, and often almost as noisy as Gatsby's voice making it almost difficult to hear her. Their orgasms sound genuine though, as do the skin on skin slapping noises associated with fast fucking.

The first two stories are more all-over-the-place and about past and future desires, without as much focus on what is actually happening in the moment. Stories three through five have a more specific story-line. A brief synopsis of each story:

1. Through A Window, Not My Own - A woman staying in a hotel notices that the curtains were left open across the way and she has a clear view of a man and woman having sex. She precedes to watch them while pleasuring herself and having flashbacks of her own sexual experiences.

2. The Place Where We Meet - A woman has met a man online. She imagines what it would be like to meet him in person.

3. Secret Sharers - A woman is sleeping in the same bed as a female friend only to discover that this friend has the same ideas as she does about how to have fun.

4. Outside The Bell Curve - A woman who has a large cock fetish puts on ad online for one night of incredible pleasure.

5. The Creative Geometry Of The Sea - A woman has a night of pleasure with two men.

One complaint about many of the stories is that they are more beautifully written than they are specific. Meaning, I wanted some gritty details of what was actually happening, rather than poetic language describing what it felt like or looked like. I wanted something more raw and real, so that I could put myself into the stories. Some allowed more easily for this than others.

I give this CD three stars. The stories are well read, but the fake orgasms and background sex noises are distracting.