I love sex. I mean, honestly, if you've had good sex... then you have to love it! That being said, sex takes some energy no matter how seemingly minuscule. This book is a humorous way of sharing a common need among women. It is also a great way to share with your lover, in a non-threatening way, that his selfless help really is more of a turn on than that pair of elephant trunk bikinis he was sporting last week.

Picture this: you've worked a twelve hour day (which is not uncommon for me) and all you want to do is grab something to eat and relax. If your significant other is up for it then you'd love to relieve some of that twelve-hour stress between the sheets as well! So, you walk through your place to the kitchen and... dishes everywhere, trash overflowing, and what the hell is that smell? If you're anything like me, you have to address this situation before you can make a sandwich. By the time you've cleaned the kitchen, made your sandwich, moved the game controllers and fifteen remote controls off of the couch to sit and eat ... you are too whipped to care if he whips it out.

Now, picture this: you've worked a twelve hour day and all you want to do is grab something to eat and relax. If your significant other is up for it then you'd love to relieve some of that twelve-hour stress between the sheets as well! So, you walk through your place to the kitchen and it's spotless. What is that smell? Is that Glade's Ocean Breeze? Are you in heaven? No... heaven doesn't include dishwashers unless their naked men with six-packs covered in suds. So what is this? Suddenly your honey walks in fresh out of the shower, kissing your neck and saying, "Hey baby! I'm glad your home." He goes on to ask how your day was and to say he figured he'd clean up a bit before you got home but was worried he wouldn't be done by the time you got home. How does this scene end? Boom-chikka-wow-wow! That's right... you're jumping him so fast you're not even making it to the bed. The arm of the couch will just have to do this time!

...Sex Tips for the Guys...

This book is actually one of a series of Porn for Women. The series also features "Porn for New Moms", "Porn for Women of a Certain Age", "XXX Porn for Women: Hotter, Hunkier, and More Helpful Around the House!", "Porn for Women" coupons, postcards, and a 2009 wall calendar. Each picture displays a hot hunk for your viewing pleasure that is saying and, most importantly, DOING something considerate. Often times I found the pages of this book hilarious. Other times, in the series overall, I found several pages that downright made me hot! For instance, if my lover looked at me and said, "As soon as I finish the laundry, I'll do the grocery shopping and I'll take the kids with me so you can relax," if I didn't spontaneously combust right there, you can be certain that I would light the sheets on fire that night.

These "Porn for Women" products are still so popular it's amazing the men from the books haven't started their own tour!