Glutton for Punishment
If you're planning a trip into the woods anytime soon, consider packing this novel in your emergency kit in case you need to light a fire. The story inside is utterly worthless and the characters easy to hate. The plot goes in circles when the characters aren't too busy having sex. Save yourself and remember: Friends don't let friends read 50 Shades.
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Pros
Emergency toilet paper, excellent door stop
Cons
Juvenile writing, awful portrayal of kink, terrible plot points
Follow-up commentary
3 months after original review
I went back and re-read most of the book and I'm still not quite sure why. I'm several hours older and still none the wiser. Please consider getting help if any part of your real-life relationship resembles this book.
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Great review, thank you!
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Great review very entertaining.
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Great review!
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thanks for the great review!
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Great review. Thanks, I murmur.
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Awesome review. Sadly, I promised a friend who loves it that I'd eventually read it. Eventually includes the few seconds before I die though, right?
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Yes. Absolutely. Save this for your deathbed, and then take that opportunity to cough your dying breath on it out of spite! 8)
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Thanks for reviewing -- absolutely saved me the time reading. And to think I was close to caving after hearing the hype
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thanks for the review
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Thanks!
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thx for the review!
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THANKS
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