Who wouldn't be excited about a video on female ejaculation? But a woman in her fifties masturbating with a huge dildo while her partner is jacking off in the background was not what I had in mind.

To my disappointment, I found out how low-quality the film is as soon as I saw the menu screen; it looks like it was made on a personal computer. The entire film "Female Ejaculation for Couples" is low resolution and looks as if it was probably shot with a camcorder. The sound quality is shaky, and so are cuts between scenes.

Contrary to the way that the film is advertised, it is anything but an instructional video. It is a homemade sex tape that is designed for the pleasure of the actors and not the education or enjoyment of the viewers. I expected a professional presentation by an expert, and instead the video includes documentary style interviews with people sharing their own private preferences instead of any how-to techniques.

The film opens up at a sex convention asking the question to a greasy bunch of men as to what they think female ejaculation is. Then they move onto asking people on the street. The film does not have an introduction, or an overview. There was nothing scripted at all.

The film contains three couples who seem to be more amateur porn stars and exhibitionists instead of people who are interested in educating an audience. The way that they interact with each other is detached and removed, instead of personal the way that real relationships would be. The actors are also above the age range that you would expect for a video like this, and not in traditionally healthy physical condition.

This is not a soft-core piece. I would never recommend it as a "first time video" for couples. In fact, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. Watching this film made me never want to buy a sex education video again.