"Where the other girls stop, these girls start."

In the word of pornography - with bukkakke and 200 man gangbangs on the shelves - that's a bold promise to make. I'm not entirely sure Bad Girls 5 lives up to that promise; but it certainly does deliver a step beyond the standard fare you'll find coming out of the San Fernando Valley.

Bad Girls 5 basically sets up a series of seriously down and dirty sex scenes featuring the hottest girls in porn doing the kind of things you wish your girlfriend did.

In the opening scene, Tori Black walks in on her boyfriend masturbating - and less than thirty seconds later is laying on the bed with his cock in her ass.

Rebeca Linares is up there too, becoming the pale cream filling in an amazing threesome. MFM threesomes are my 'preferred porn' and it's tough not to be aroused by Linares pale perfection being despoiled by two large cocks.

Highlight of the DVD, though - as touted by the cover - is the current 'it girl' of porn (Stoya) in her first double penetration. There's no plot or preamble to this scene - just sucking, fucking and then the main attraction itself. You get everything you were promised and then some.

It's tough not to tout this DVD as an example of erotic entertainment at it's best. It's porn, plain and simple, with none of the plot or storytelling of most of California's recent big name productions; but astonishingly arousing nevertheless. It's the perfect DVD to 'dip into' when you want a quick ten or fifteen minutes of fucking and sucking, rather than an evening spent cuddling (and canoodling) on the couch in front of narrative porn.

My criticisms are minor, but worth mentioning. I'm pretty sure I saw some anal-to-vaginal swapping going on and I'm sure I'm not the only one who finds that a complete turn off (every time a porn actor goes ass-to-vagina, a fairy gets a yeast infection.) I'm also not big on ass-to-mouth, which served as the conclusion to some scenes. I'm a huge fan of anal sex in porn (and in real life) but my suspension of disbelief can only go so far (and it was clear these poor women did this for real.)

That being said, it's hard to knock what you get with Bad Girls 5. It's great value for money and packed with pornographic perfection sure to arouse the amorous interest of almost anybody.