Do you have a question about sex? How to perform oral sex? Cybersex? The history of Barbie, the bra and sex in the 1800s? The Guide To Getting It On will answer these questions while successfully walking the line between serious and silly. Sadly, where it succeeds in breadth, it fails in depth of detail and its preference for theory over methods, but it still succeeds compared to many other books in knowledge and tone.
To begin, consider the ambiance of the Guide. It opens with an illustration of a couple kissing and on the flip is a knight groping the Queen. This is a book that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The atmosphere was already described, but readers should remember this: the light tone does not mean a slipshod work.
While the atmosphere is appreciated, how does the Guide help answering common sex questions, especially for beginners? That depends on what a person wants to know, but for most of the common questions, the book excels in the basics, but fails in specifics. It’s still better than alternative books on the same topics.
Consider looking at this book from the view of the inexperienced. Nearly every possible sex question is addressed and, if not explained, described. The best chapters for the inexperienced or those who know the inexperienced are pages 175-366. These chapters cover every type of sex, including masturbation and sex toys, as well as foreskin issues, but have some problems, as demonstrated by chapter 28.
Chapter 28, “Your First intercourse” pages 374-384, offers a litany of advice for the first time, but like much of the book, it feels more like advice than instructions. "Go slow and ask”, “Use pillows and lube” and a subsequent chapter entitled “The first time, not what you think” provide insight into the emotional, but not physical aspect of sex. People and couples are of course different, a point they rely heavily, perhaps too heavily on, so they can’t be too descriptive, but a list of common, popular physical acts would have been helpful.
Speaking of physical acts, the Guide does not list common sex positions, the mechanics, or even advice for them. This may not be part of the fundamentals, but it certainly cannot be so advanced that it doesn’t warrant at least a mention. Pages 176-366, not counting chapter 28, offer better advice in regard to the mechanics of sex, but do tend to focus more on the theory than methods.
Chapter 15, in regards to finger sex, the mechanical advice, “don’t press too hard, ask what she wants,” is intermingled with the theory, “don’t make orgasms you goal, be sensitive". Chapter 19, regarding oral sex does this as well, offering positions, and a list of basics, as well as the standbys of ask your partner what they like and don’t be arrogant. For beginners, the book is useful, but the information is hard to discern without additional knowledge.
As so much of the information is theory, “don’t be arrogant”, “ask questions”, “try to get the proper rhythm”, without actual experience, it is not very useful. Half of the non-mechanical advice is dependent upon the partner and the rest is at odds with preconceived knowledge, necessitating confirmation. That being said, it paints a vivid picture of what to expect regarding most types of sex.
What the Guide lacks in mechanics however, it more than makes up for in theory and detail. The Guide covers an amazing breadth of topic, in a linear manner. Rather than jumping right into sex, as other books might, the first hundred pages combine refresher courses in human anatomy, with the importance of romance and nakedness. It’s not until a person is prepped on anatomy, lube, discussing sex with their partner and current sex laws that it begins to discuss the most common topics, oral, anal and intercourse sex.
Such diversity of topics is possible in a 1000 page tome and the result is that any topic under the sun is discussed. Chapter 26 discusses foreskin, chapter 71 is a history of men's underwear, with 72’s companion piece on the bra, while chapters 30-32 encompass new issues arising from the intertwining of sex and the internet. Nearly any question, regardless of how odd are mentioned and described in some detail.
It’s that “some detail” that is one of the Guides only other failings: it lacks depth with some chapters leaving readers wanting and not in a good way. Consider chapter 77, “God & Sex” which describes a topic that could fill libraries and condenses it to a single two sided page (with two quarter page illustrations). As good as the Guide is I have to question the logic of including topics if they’re only going to be discussed for a page or two.
Lacking in depth or not, this book does not pad for space. Some books, such as “Lip Service: A His and Hers Guide to the Art of Oral Sex & Seduction” seem to realize half way in that they’ve run out of useful material, so they offer redundant information, or restate the same facts, or say the same things again and again just to make a sentence or page longer, even if it runs on and says that same thing yet again. What is described in detail is done so concisely, without any redundancies.
They are not alone amongst sex guides however, in not offering the mechanics. The book “Sex Is Fun” by Kidder Kaper addresses similar topics, but with more puns and illustrations and less information. This doesn’t change the fact that more mechanical information would be preferable for, say, a newer edition of the book, but considering that other books are just as informative or less, it shouldn’t be counted as a detriment.
This book gets its reputation as the Sexual Bible for good reason, it covers almost every imaginable topic, but not in a manner everyone would like. The focus of this book is qualitative, focusing on information and theory, over quantitative, with emphasis on methods and application. This is not uncommon amongst sex books, so for those who read this and want more in depth information, try a specialized book instead.
I do have a question, though. Is gay and lesbian sex and bisexuality touched on in this book at all, and if so, is it in a positive or negative way?
Cheers!
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