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Official Friday the 13th Parody, an Orona Stevens Production opens with a lonely cabin in the dark woods, sinister music track intact. Produced by Tabitha Stevens and directed by Gary Orona, my curiosity is already piqued if this movie will stay true to movie parody style or offer us something even darker and strange, along the lines of another production by this fantastic duo, Sanatorium.

Content / Style / Audience

Anyone that is a fan of the original Friday the 13th movie and porn will enjoy this DVD. However, instead of blood and gore, get ready for a horse cock that spouts off flesh eating jizz. That's right. Jason's back but he's got a penis that grows every time he has sex and its mass causes Jason to drown in Crystal Lake. It's now years later and Jason is back to seek revenge on the lusty young employees and visitors to the Crystal Lake Nudist Camp.

Kris Slater's character has inherited a decidedly not fancy looking nudist resort from his Grandma (thanks Grandma!) that hasn't been open for years because of a mass murder several years prior on Friday the 13th. And you guessed it - here we are in present day on exactly Friday the 13th as the resort sets to open for business once again. As the staff meet another or reconnect, everyone's mind is on sex.

Scene 1: The first sex scene begins with some of the recurring staff noticing the new staff arriving. Courtney Cummz and Mr. Pete are decked out in S & M gear and treat us to a hot Dom/sub scene with rimming and face sitting and smothering. Courtney Cummz is wildly sexy and bossy with long dirty blond hair and black lowlights, tattoos and a hot bedazzled clit. She orders her sub around and they have hot sex with his aforementioned oral attention to her followed by an epic blow job/hand job by Courtney while the camera cuts away to show Jason watching them from the woods.

As Jason slowly advances on the cabin, Courntey and Mr Pete continue going at it; her on top, then him on top, then a very hot side by side anal scene. I particularly enjoy the eye contact they maintain while having anal intercourse in this position and she masturbates herself.

After a pop shot and enjoying a post-coital snuggle, Jason enters and mass jizzes all over them to their horror.

Comments: really enjoyed the anal/BDSM aspect to this scene but wish the gagging noises during the cocksucking would have been taken out.

Scene 2: Asa Akira and Rocco Reed arrive at their cabin which features meager sleeping conditions of a sleeping bag on the floor. That doesn't put them off from having sex and they begin with some light ass licking from Rocco and cocksucking from Asa before switching to intercourse with Asa first riding Rocco and then vice versa. But as soon as Asa walks away to take a bath, Rocco gets an arrow through the chest (almost the only gore you see in this DVD).

Jason moves on to find Asa in the tub and we get the first look at his horse cock as he jerks it while standing in the doorway. The scene ends with a pan away from the bathroom and Asa screaming.

Comments: This sex scene is also quite hot with Asa ending up on her back, legs spread and bent in the air and Rocco ramming her hard before he cums on her stomach. I like the energy this couple shares and they are nice to look at.

Scene 3: Kagney Linn Carter and Carlo Cerrera play out the night Jason drowned so long ago. Jason aka Carlo, tries to put off Kagney's sexual advances at a party by telling her his penis grows after sexual intercourse. Kagney is not put off and they have sex with the usual beginning foreplay of oral and a few different positions of penis in vagina before Carlo climaxes on her stomach. Of course, the inevitable occurs and the scene ends with Kagney screaming in horror.

Comments: baby talking noises seem to be the norm for Kagney and they don't do anything for me.

Scene 4: We have a fairly vanilla three-way between Mark Wood, Brooke Lee Adams and Brooklyn Lee that starts off with a game of Stripopoly. The girls give oral to Mark at the same time, then take turns sitting on him. There is a doggy style scene with one girl giving the other oral and finally the girls sit looking up at Mark wide eyed and waiting for him to cum on their faces. Jason enters and finishes them off with death jizz.

Comments: usually I would be fairly interested in the potential of girl-on-girl action but this scene didn't do anything for me.

Scene 5: Kris Slater and Sarah Sloane stumble upon Jason's space and....Jason. No death jizz this time or anytime after - Jason's wee wee gets shut in the door and chopped up. But is that the end of Jason? With 10 plus sequels in the bag with this original movie, let's see if another sequel parody 'pops up'. Kris and Sarah do get down to business with oral for each, intercourse and Kris cumming on her tummy.

Comments: the first two scenes were my favorites, the rest were of the regular porn variety.

Design

The design of the cover DVD is excellent with Sara Sloane inset as a camper and larger depiction of Jason with the hockey face mask. It's a perfect reminder of the original Friday the 13th movie promotional material. The back of the DVD features a montage of stills from the movie.

The physical settings in the DVD are fantastic as well; lots of outdoor footage in the woods, creepy cabins and exactly the type of saloon you would expect in a sleepy, small town.

Personal comments

I enjoyed the twist in the storyline and might have appreciated a little more gore or suspense but overall thought the plot and dialogue was good. The first two sex scenes were definitely my favorites and I felt both pairings had a lot of chemistry. The rest of the scenes were garden variety.

It was out of place that a nudist camp = young people that just want to fuck and 'schedule orgies' but whatever.

There were enough references to the original movie but also gave Jason a weird twist with the huge dick/flesh eating jizz situation which I thought tied in quite well given this is a porn.

Parodies are fun but they can be the kind of thing that you either pass on to a friend to watch or watch in a group to laugh at and compare to the original. The flesh eating sperm was a good hook but I haven't watched this movie again in quite a while. Still worth having on my shelf though.