Can I swap with Steve Whitaker/Dane Cross?

The Official Wife Swap Parody is very vanilla sex, but I'm pretty easy to please when it comes to my porn, so I enjoyed it. If you don't like vanilla sex, I would pass on this, but I found it entertaining and it is something I would watch again.
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Pros
Funny characters; Attractive actors
Cons
Lots of fake boobs
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review


This video, like the name says, is a parody of the popular show on ABC called Wife Swap. The idea is that two married couples are picked and the wives trade places for a week and the interactions are filmed. The Official Wife Swap Parody puts a XXX twist on the TV show though.

In the two hour time period there are three wife swaps for a total of six partner swaps. For each wife swap there is a short introduction of the characters. For two of the swaps the husbands and wives switch and have naughty fun, but for the one swap, the wife actually gets busy with her new husband's son, which I thought was a neat change and kept things fresh.

I have to say my favorite character was Steve Whitaker, not that there’s a lot of character development, but he’s a geeky-looking, kind of awkward guy, which I’m a total sucker for. The characters did have quite a bit of personality, which did transfer through to the sex for some of them. A lot of people have mentioned the stereotypes but I suppose I don't pick up on that as much or am not offended by it because I didn't notice it. I was disappointed with the quantity of huge fake boobs on cute girls. They’re cute already, I don’t see why they need fake boobs, I don’t think it helps their looks at all.

The bit of acting that they do was quite funny. There wasn’t a huge plot line, but it was just nice little snippets that made it entertaining to watch and not just straight sex. Some of the moans and groans did occasionally sound forced and annoying though, but not too often. Though I will say I did love how James Dean growled in his scene, that was pretty hot. The video was also very high quality and it was very well shot.

As far as the sex in the movie, it is mostly straight vanilla sex, which is fine by me. Each scene started with a blow job or the guy going down on the girl and progressed from there. Most of the cumshots were facials, cumming in the mouth, or something similar. There was no anal sex at all. There was a tiny bit of foot play in one scene, but it was very easy not to notice it. I’m not a fan of feet and it didn’t bother me at all.

There were also several added features to the DVD. The scene selection feature is very easy to use and go to the swap you want to see. There is also a cumshot compilation which is nice to watch and just see the grand finales. Lastly there’s a few trailers, a slide show, and a behind the scenes feature, which was pretty neat. I liked seeing the actors being themselves.

Overall, all the actors and actresses were very attractive. It wasn’t trashy and was actually very tasteful I found. It may be a little too vanilla for some people, but I did enjoy it, though I think I’m pretty easy to please when it comes to porn. This is one that I will be keeping in my collection!
Experience
I'd never reviewed a porn before and hell I've never even owned any before, so this was a new and fun experience for me.
Follow-up commentary
I still think that this is a decent porn. It’s not something I’ll turn too regularly to watch, but I liked the characters (especially the geeky guy!) and the sex is pretty good. However, if you’re looking for anything kinky, this is probably not for you.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    I did kinda like this one though as you said the sex was a bit vanilla. It had just the right amount of camp to make it memorable!
  • Contributor: Love Buzz
    I thought is was hilarious!
  • Contributor: SexyySarah
    Great review!
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