There's a narrator at the beginning of most scenes "setting the stage" for the "erotic encounters" the actors perform. The narrating is cheesy. There are 8 scenarios.

The background music isn't overly cheesy and in some instances, it's even pleasant.

The actors are all attractive and not stereotypes of porn actors. You don't hear much from the actors. There's really light breaths and faint moans. They don't have any dialogue.

All the scenes are variations on a theme: oral sex, sex, then the money shot. Oh, and don't forget the shoes. Protect your cock and your feet guys.. wear shoes. The men generally wear shoes.. even if they have to put them on after pulling their pants off. (Though, that's a scene that gets cut.) The women almost always are wearing heels.

Scene 1: A woman who can't deny her passion for her gardener anymore and seduces him.

The camera person shooting this first scene seems distracted by everything else other than the sex going on. No good close-ups, but cutaway shots to scenery and the man's ass when he's performing oral sex, which is disappointing.

Scene 2: A woman in a back alley gets a quarter from a hobo cowboy and then repays him with oral and then some. I find it odd that the cowboy hobo gets undressed at some point - because he's having sex in the buff - but put his cowboy boots back on. Must be because they're in a "filthy" alley.. don't want tetanus.

Scene 3: (No narration) A couple in the country outside a ramshackle place amid lots of hung white sheets to dry. Bet white sheets are great to bleach.. and then lots of sex. Her moaning gets so loud that at first, she sounds like a wounded animal.

Scene 4: It's after work at a movie theater and it looks like two "teens" having some fun. He has sex open-mouthed like a bass, but it's awesome because at one point she hooks her fingers into his mouth. It made me laugh.

Scene 5: A woman wants first crack at some hot new guy in town working in the junkyard. It's very symbolic, because he's standing there screwing things into other things. They go to town with the "dry humping" here. And, oddly, she strokes him with her pinky up.. is that the proper way?

Scene 6: Two people go at it at a beachside villa. She "wants to be fucked" and to be his "slave." At least, that's what the narrator says, but the scenes don't suggest this in any way. It's the same sex as in all the others: she goes down on him, then her turn. I think he's chewing gum the whole time they're having sex.. it looks really unattractive.. and now I'm wondering: where was the gum when he was going down on her? He's the only guy who isn't wearing shoes. And at the end he sort of tosses her aside and walks away. Perhaps this was supposed to imply the "slave".


Scene 7: "Upstairs Downstairs" is an erotic counter between neighbors each touching themselves in separate spaces. This time the guy is wearing just his white socks and a white shirt, which is rather unattractive, but better than wearing shoes. Then the woman is imagining being with the neighbor, but it's implied the two of them aren't really together. After their makeout session, it's on to the obligatory oral sex; this time it's her first, then him, then she climbs on board (she's wearing white socks and nothing else.. and he's naked.. It must be safe because he's in his own apartment). Soon enough, he's done, and like every other guy in all these scenarios, he's covered her in his man-juice.

Scene 8: "Vampyre" is the final one and it's CAMPY. She's standing in white like some bride of Frankenstein and she's posed in these weird angles. Then there's a guy in black doing a sort of goth thing. She has vampire hickey marks on her neck. She goes to town on him orally first, then she does the splits while he performs oral sex.. I wouldn't be surprised if she did cheerleader porn. She has her legs behind her head, then splits again. He looks like he's choking her now and then. They do a couple different positions the others haven't done like reverse cowgirl and he ejaculates across her face and breasts.

Overall, I'm not aroused. I'm amused by the consistency of footwear for the men (and women). The best part of this whole movie was that the actors weren't cheesy parodies of porn actors, but looked normal and attractive.