Even though this film has a plot, I really don't like it. Almost Heaven is about Angie who has apparently died. Right off the bat, I find this odd. It could just be me I don't know. Angie is told by Micheal that she has passed away and much to her surprise, she can't take all of her earthly memories to Heaven with her. Instead she can only take one! Where on earth was this little tidbit in church when we needed it? In addition, there is paper work in Heaven! Angie can have all the time she needs to choose her one memory as long as she has it to Michael in time to fill out the paper work before the office closes. Oh no, the paper work has made it all the way to the afterlife! Are you sure this is Heaven? Needless to say, the surprised Angie really doesn't know which memory to pick (could you choose just one?) and asks others how they chose theirs. This moves on on to our first scene.
Scene one:
So, this is our memory example. Carine and David are enjoying a wonderful dinner after which they decide to go for a walk in a gorgeous garden. There isn't anything more romantic than the sensual perfume of flowers is there? Nope. Carine and David get down to business. They kiss, have foreplay and oral and then intercourse in multiple positions. The yummiest part about this memory? The pop shot. It's all over Carine! Sexy.
Scene two:
From here, Michael and Angie are talking about how she should choose her memory. She wants to take one of her husband. Michael gives her a little more time and goes into the break room where he finds Sarah. Sarah of course wants Michael bad and begins day dreaming about him. Mmmmmm, the wonders of the mind.
In this scene Sarah and Michael give each other oral while Sarah is seated on the counter. Now everything in this scene is white. That's of course to make it look like Heaven but instead it makes it glare on my eyes and makes everything hard for me to see. Anyhow, they have a romping good intercourse and Michael cums. Then, of course she's awoken from her daydream. Oh well.
Scene three:
At this point it's just getting a little tedious for me. We learn that Sarah has not chosen a memory as well. She and Angie talk about it and then we find Alice and Joe who are going to bend the rules a little and not use an old memory but a new one. Yes, they are going to make their own XXX rated memory.
In this scene Alice and Joe jump under the covers and give each other oral before Alice rides him cowgirl style along with other positions. Joe cums all over her stomach. Awwww, a lovely memory to take with you.
Now Angie knows what's really important, the little things in life. This will be her memory. The most important aspects of life, love. Of course now that she knows this she wakes up. Yup, this was all a dream. Thank goodness, there really isn't paperwork in Heaven. That idea was giving me chills.
Scene four:
Angie and Jake are deeply in love. Jake of course is late for work but there must be a quick romp included in the morning. They kiss one another, have oral, and begin intercourse by spooning. The film is over and the most important thing we learned is that love is the best part of life.