I went on a vacation to visit the other man in my life for a few weeks in a hurry since I am close to the cut off for travel in our pregnancy. I left my husband, Sigel alone. He was excited because the girls would be with me and he would have a few weeks to move us into our new house and then play. Unfortunately all of his current playmates came down with the swine flu and he was lonely. "AHA", I thought, "I will send a toy to try out and we can review it together!" I talked it over with him and he was game, even allowing me to pick the toy! What fun! I looked over the site and chose the Wicked Pussy which is molded off of Jessica Drake.

When it arrived Sigel opened the box and was immediately struck by how realistic it looked at first glance, then he noticed that the "hand painted futurotic lips" had bled almost all their color onto the plastic. "Not a good sign", he thought but he decided to give it a good washing with a mild soap and use a condom.

The package states that the product is phthalates-free but it is very porous New SuperSoft plastic that cannot be sterilized. After a nice warm shower, Sigel figured his new playmate should be warmed up and "in the mood".

He looked her over carefully, noting the smell of the toy was a very pleasant vanilla with no plastic overtones to ruin the sensation. Not the usual smell he loves in a woman but not bad actually. The detail on the toy is very realistic, the clitoris is molded perfectly with thin labial lips leading to a lovely opening. The vaginal opening leads to a rather large sleeve that has soft spikes inside apparently to provide extra stimulation. The toy also has a tiny hole that is supposed to offer an anal experience. After stroking and admiring the soft, skin-like plastic, Sigel felt he was ready to move on to the next level of their relationship.

He grabbed his favorite bottle of lube, a condom and a nice movie to share with his new love. Everything was moving along wonderfully until he tried to finger her "love tunnel". He tried every finger and none of them would fit easily! His pinky squelched inside after some strong pushing and after a few minutes he could almost push two fingers inside her virginal opening. The plastic didn't tear but it didn't have any give either, without some creative stretching. Still, he thought maybe he could squeeze his penis inside, the sleeve is much larger and maybe the opening just needed to be used a bit more. After about twenty minutes of intense pushing and pulling, stretching and twisting he finally gave up. The hole was just too small! Sigel never considered himself to be a very large guy and he's got a nice size average girth but this toy was just not going to fit him no matter how he struggled. He admitted that it felt like he was raping the darn thing, which quickly killed the mood.

After talking to me about it, he tried again and finally managed to painfully squeeze in past the opening but stroking was out of the question, so he turned on the vibrating egg. It is a rather standard silver bullet type vibrating egg and has some good power but the thickness of the plastic made the vibrations more irritating than pleasurable. The sleeve provided zero contact and friction to his penis even if he squeezed the super thin plastic as hard as he could.

Giving up on using the product the way it was intended, he tried turning the sleeve inside out and found that it formed a very nice opening resembling either a much more realistic anus or a nice pair of pursed lips. That configuration felt nice and actually gave a bit of pleasure, though not enough to lead to orgasm. The sleeve tore when he tried to return it to it's normal placement so the toy became completely useless.

Clean up should be easy if a condom is used, which I recommend as this can't be sterilized. I would recommend a water-based lube for easy cleanup though a silicone lube wouldn't hurt the plastic. The toy comes with a small bottle of powder designed to keep the skin like quality of the toy.

The best part of this toy is the vibrating egg which is very powerful, fairly quiet, and versatile enough to use with other toys or on other parts of the body. Still over $50 for a vibrating egg is ridiculous!

This toy was the first I have played with that was such a disappointment to everyone involved, it has almost dampened our desire to try similar types of toys! Though it is visually appealing in many ways, this toy tore easily and became useless after one play session. I almost regret giving the toy one star but I felt the amount of detail that went into the molding of the clitoris and labial lips raised the toy to at least one star, as far as function? I have yet to really see a usable function to the toy except as a gag gift or a paper weight. It still smells wonderful and can cause an instant craving for cookies!