Well jokes aside, after a couple of weeks of just messing around and trying to find money for one, I was finally able to get a Tenga egg. Now I was told the wavy one would probably be the best one to start at, yet seeing as where I got mine from was ALWAYS sold out of them... I got a silky one instead. So now to the actual egg itself, I'd like to say these are the simplest little things I have ever seen!

Well first off, the perforated edges on the label to peel it off actually worked, unlike with some things which you sit there for a few minutes trying to tear.. NOPE! Not with a Tenga egg, it was just peel and there, that label was off!
Yet now you have your nice casing I guess you could say? Well I give it to the geniuses at Tenga to make something like this. First off, as a lot of people say you could leave one of these bad boys laying around and no one would suspect anything of it. And if you painted the "egg" in a vibrant orange or green, it would stand out even less! (Yes, I bet you no one would care about that random egg you have laying around. I know I keep at least one laying around since I get too lazy to put that one Easter Egg that gets left out, it is too much of a hassle!)

Yet back to my review, I was surprised by how soft one of these eggs feels. I am serious on that, I plopped it out of its casing on my hand and I was just juggling it around for a minute. I am prone to random juggling sometimes, it is a habit when bored, like people who twirl pencils or pens? I flip them, anyway.... Getting on with this, so where was I...? Oh yes, the egg! Well the lubricant it comes with is actually quite good, you probably only really need about half of the package/ packet of it at the most. It works quite well, honestly it really does! I was looking at how huge the packet was for such a small amount though, yet I learned how well it works after using all of it..... Yeah... That was not fun.

Anyway, I think I touched upon the basics on that one.... While the silky egg is on the lesser end of the Tenga eggs, it is not entirely bad honestly. I may be biased since this is the only one I have tried... But I do not think so. Everyone has their own preferences right? So to each their own!

Also while these are made for one use, with gentle use I believe it could stand to about 4-5 uses perhaps? I shall have to actually keep track of that one! Yet if you do with to re use them, go for it! As I have said many times in my life, to each their own!


To conclude my small review here though, I would highly recommend the Tenga Eggs, now I cannot highly recommend the silky egg for all... This is for everyone likes different things, yet I enjoyed it, and I will be going through more of the eggs when I get the time and money.. But over all, if you need a change from every day life, or something to use when you are on the go (I would not recommend using them literally while traveling via any mode of transportation), they are a small enough to take with you. Overall though, pick one up and crack it open, and you're set for a fun time even if it only lasts one time!

I know it seems it is a little early to write a follow-up, yet...I said I'd report on how long it lasted and things. Well, since mine has become stretched out, I thought I would (Note: The top did not break!).

After surviving about 4/5 uses, it stretched out a bit, yet it lasted another couple times, sort of. After I decided not to use it anymore, it had reached about a handful of uses. While it is meant as a one time masturbator, with the right tools, it can last more than once. It can easily last a couple of times, as long as it is cleaned up and not abused.

Yet my true point of my whole follow-up is to say, please do not run it into the ground as I did with mine. You can get about 3-5 uses out of it if you REALLY want to, yet I'd give the average at about 2-3 uses for the everyday person. If you have the money to buy more, I'd recommend to do so. Yet if not, you can stretch that hard earned money for a couple of more fun times with a Tenga Egg.

Either way, be it once, twice, or thrice, a Tenga Egg is still worth it in my books, and they are definitely fun!