"This toy sucks!!" the ad proudly proclaims. (Of course, I bought this from the manufacturer, and this was a while back, so it's a different ad then the one here) This toy hails itself as the next big sex toy, much better, and less expensive than the almighty fleshlight. And with more features too!!! It has a pump, a motor, and vibration!!!!

With that much fanfare, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

To start off with, it's a silicone sleeve, in a hard plastic case. The case was cracked when I received it, but i wanted to get off, so I went ahead. The box came with a sample of lube (which hey also mentioned in the ad). What they failed to mention is that the lube was silicon based, and that silicon toys do NOT match with silicon based lube. The masturbator|Optimum power vibro sucking stroker itself is bulky and hard to hold onto. My hand barely fit around it, and any stray lube made it slip and slide everywhere but on my cock. The sleeve was somewhat stimulating, but very loose, with a 1 1/4 inch opening. The pump didn't arouse me at all, and only closed off the sleeve, instead of making it tighter, as I had hoped. The vibrating function was a little bit helpful, but not very much. I can honestly say that my orgasms with this toy were pretty average....nothing to scream about (literally and figuratively). The case doesn't last long, and with it goes the pump and vibrator. The sleeve falls apart quickly, especially if you use non-compatible lubricants. All in all, this really isn't worth it. I can go and get 3 or 4 really good toys for $53...all of which would be easier and more effective to use, give me more pleasure, and stand up better to repeated usage. If you're on the website comparing this to the fleshlight, take my advice; spend the few dollars more, and get the fleshlight|Fleshlight vagina. It lasts much longer and is a lot less cumbersome than this...thing.