After coming home from work after a long hard day, my girlfriend's working so I am all alone, I come upon my package from EdenFantasys sitting on my doorstep.

To be completely honest I was nothing less than excited. I carried the package inside and opened it up. Once I shed the plain brown packaging I found the little pink pussy in a very to-the-point packaging, as one might say. I opened it up and felt the soft toy. All of my past experience with masturbators has been with Fleshlight, so I was shocked to feel how "fake" this toy really was. However, there was an added bonus; the vibrating bullet.

I dropped the toy with excitement and scavenged my house for 2 AA batteries to power it. Once I found the batteries I quickly installed them to feel the amazing power of the vibrator, with very little sound. I was shocked. I took the little pink pussy and wetted it down in the sink, and gave it a try to no avail. I then grabbed my favorite lube, and just with a couple of drops the toy was ready to go.

I tried the pussy out without the vibrator, and the inside texture is awesome. I was about 15 seconds in before I nearly blew my load all over the place. I stopped and composed myself, strapped the bullet to the outside of the toy with the included elastic Velcro strap, and once again tried the toy. It was nothing like I've ever felt. The giant nubs on the inside of the toy, matched with the vibrations, gave a feel that is out of this world. Much better than my Fleshlight that was easily 4x the price. Literally 45 seconds in I came, and came, and came. The vibrator would not let me stop.

After the wonderful experience I cleaned the toy, which was very easy, but I noticed there was a small rip on the entrance from inserting my penis, which was not surprising seeing as I am above average girth. The toy cleaned very easily with water.

Still an awesome toy! Half of the time I forget after I use it to take it out of the shower... not good when other people find it