I feel like Goldilocks, discovering the bed that feels just right. This sleeve's internal texture is perfect for me and I love it. It isn't too intense or weak, it isn't too soft or firm, it is literally just right for me...as far as internal texture goes...

Look: The box advertises this as a flesh colored sleeve, but this is not flesh colored. The Real Love Shake actually looks like it has more of a light orange color. The opening of the sleeve has a bit of material that appears to mimic the vaginal lips and a hole, but that is it as far as the realistic look goes for this masturbator. It has no clit and really doesn't look as attractive as some other sleeves do. The sleeve is close-ended. However, it appears that it was open, and the creators simply sealed the back with more of the material, which is a good thing and a bad thing. In terms of looks, this isn't too good. It looks flat and makes the sleeve look a bit more unattractive, but in terms of feel, it helps.

Feel: This sleeve is soft and stretchy, but still firm enough to enjoy. The Real Love Shake is a reasonably sized masturbator. It measures in at about 7 inches in length and just below 5 inches around in the middle. The ends of the masturbator are a bit wider, but that will not be a problem since most everyone holds their masturbators in the middle. The fact that it is reasonably sized makes it good for couples, since women have smaller hands than men and usually have trouble holding on to masturbators. The sleeve has a bit of flop to it, enough to make it a notable feature, but thankfully not enough to make it an issue when it is in use. The texture on the inside, as stated before, is just right for me. It gets me off, but unlike many sex toys, it doesn't focus entirely on that. It pleasures me without giving me that sort of "I'm gonna get you off now!" feeling. Most sleeves focus on intense pleasure, and making men cum, but this focuses more on...for lack of a better word, a "love-making" sort of feeling. I believe that's why it has the word “love” in the title. The only dislikable feature of the texture is that when you are pulling out after finishing, it feels a bit intense. Due to the fact that the Real Love Shake is closed-ended, it provides a little suction, but it does cause trouble when it comes to cleaning.

Noise/Smell/Taste: The sleeve doesn't make much noise aside from an occasional squishy sound and some noise when you push the air out of it. It has a bit of air trapped inside simply because of the fact that it is closed-ended. As far as taste goes, I didn't bother trying to lick this one since it doesn't really look very much like a vagina. The smell is bad, and I didn't like it at all, but the good thing is that you can only smell it if you are shoving your nose up against it. So in reality, there's no real trouble while this is in use.

Material/Lube/Cleaning: The Real Love Shake is made of TPE which has a 6/10 on material safety and does a pretty good job of holding on to your body heat while you're playing with it. Another notable feature of TPE is that you may use either silicone or water based lubes on it. I personally only use water-based because it is the only lube I have to work with. As far as cleaning goes, it is somewhat of a problem, but not that big of an issue. The sleeve is closed-ended, so when cleaning you must run water into it and swish your finger around inside to make sure you get everything out of the sleeve. After drying the sleeve just put some cornstarch on it, and you'll be done.

Packaging/Storage: The Real Love Shake comes in a small thin box which is pretty easy to hide. If it were to be found, however, people would instantly know what it is. All sides of the box except for the left side are in Japanese. The back of the box shows the internal texture of the toy and the front of the box has a picture of an anime-style character with her shirt falling off and her legs spread. It would be kind of hard to mistake this for anything other than what it is. Inside the box is the toy itself wrapped in a plastic bag and a free sample of lube, which is ok but causes the inside of the toy to smell a bit after use.

I still love this one. It is my favorite masturbator out of my entire collection and just a must have for everyone (or at least I think so).