The Ego Stroker is not for the average everyday dick. This Phthalates free, Hypo-allergenic, Latex free stroker is for those out there cursed with a teeny tiny wiener. I was looking forward to receiving this item to review since my favorite past time is jerking off. Then I opened the package and had to laugh. The Ego Stroker came in a really cute see-through package that would have made you think that you had just purchased the Holy Grail of jerk off toys.

After my initial shock, I took it out of the package to give it a further inspection. The Ego Stroker is made of a flesh colored polymer blend that is soft to the touch. The material feels durable and soft. The inside and outside are both ribbed. This stroker is only 3” in length and not ideal for those of you out there with a penis over 3” in length.

With the inspection and cleaning out of the way, I lubed up and gave this thing a whirl. As I slid this tiny thing over my penis, I realized right away that this was going to be a rather unremarkable jerk-off session. The stroker was tight enough, but even with the ribbing inside, there was not enough stimulation. Because it did not cover even half of the length of my dick, I did not get even close to the sensations that I have gotten with the many jack-off sleeves that I own. This item does have an opening on the end as well. I ended up getting lube all over my hand because my hand was bigger than this thing and even with the outside ribbing, I could not keep a grip on it from being so slippery.

I tried turning this thing inside-out, using less lube, using several different lubes, and nothing helped this thing to be worthwhile of my time. I gave up the frustration and got myself off the old fashioned way, with my trusty friend Rosie Palmer. Clean up was super easy for this item. You could either just run water through the opening or turn it inside out and give it a thorough cleaning. Due to the amount of lube you are going to get all over it, the turning inside out option is best.

There are way too many better options out there for better jerk-off toys. You’re better off using your trust hand and save a few bucks. Rather than putting this item in that flashy package and calling it the Ego Stroker, they should package it in a plain brown paper sack and call it, The Unfortunate One.

I decided to give this item a few more tries and I have to say it still sucks. (in a bad way) After about 10 uses and washes, it fell apart totally. I hate writing a bad review for a sex toy, but lets face it, some of the stuff out there is no good and this one is at the top of my list for things that are crappy.