If you and your partner are looking for a cock ring, this is an inexpensive place to start out. Granted, it's not particularly suited for gay sex, as most of the attachments are positioned for the clit or brushing up against the ass.

Made out of TPR silicone, this cock ring thankfully has no smell or taste, but that's the least of your worries. If you're prepared to look a tad outlandish for the sake of vibration, this may be the toy for you.

Some rings are made to fit around both the cock and balls, but this one just goes around the base of the penis. As a ring, it does its job, slowing the bloodflow for a nice, long erection. But that's not the main concern with this toy. It simply looks...stupid. If you're here, you know that sex can sometimes be a silly affair, but I honestly looked at my package with this on and wondered if I should put a clown nose on the tip of my dick to just complete the outfit.

That's the one redeeming quality of this toy - the lower vibrator is impressively powerful, even on its own. In such a small package, it feels tremendous. The upper vibrator (hopefully yours comes with functioning batteries - mine did not) is like every other mini and is relatively unimpressive.

The dual vibrators are interchangable in their use - missionary, the top one will stimulate the clit. Doggystyle, the bottom will. The top vibrator is a slower, deeper vibration, and the dangling nub below is a ridiculously powerful bee-style buzzer. Barring the fact that the vibrator itself dangles and could easily get twisted up, you run into the risk of really making your partner uncomfortable in the doggystyle position - the "thump, thump, thump" of that dangling vibrator may not appeal to everyone. It's not exactly heavy, but it's something to think about.

There's something wonderfully simple about a cock ring. Usually. It's a simple ring designed to keep your erection going longer by slowing the blood flow. Now, my minimalistic desires find beauty in just a simple steel ring, but not everyone is happy with just that, and so, we get toys like this...strange device.

To put it simply, I'm a traditionalist. I want a ring - simple, clean, steel. Wearing this makes me feel like a fool, no matter how many bells and whistles it may have on it.