Upon unpacking, I was intrigued. Encased in a plastic bag were 2 bullets. Now, the bullets themselves were larger than any I have used and easily twice the size of the JimmyJane Iconic Bullet. They were attached by wires to a remote. The bullet looked of great quality - the remote? Not so much. The remote looks like a cheap, flimsy piece of plastic – not something I would want to spend more than $20 on. However, it works quite well, having sliding controls to determine the speed and intensity of the vibrations. But the remote aside, the bullets looked of quality. The cock-ring was shaped into a beautiful blue dolphin that had a lot of give to it.

I was impressed. I slid in the bullets easily into the two slots that the dolphin provided and placed batteries into the remote. After cleaning it and sliding it onto my girlfriends strap on cock, I told her to fuck me. I was expecting mind-blowing sensations, for both of us to cum screaming, diving to the depths of the ocean with this dolphin. I was wrong. The bottle nose of this dolphin kept poking itself against my clit, making the sensation uncomfortable and the bullet at the base vibrated against my anus, which just felt funny. I wasn’t happy with it, no matter what speed I turned it to. I tried it on her, as she is more apt to enjoy an intense clitoral pressure. She couldn’t get past the ass vibrations, it felt too weird and too strange for her.

To remedy this, we removed the lower bullet and tried again. In order to get an actual stimulation on her clit, my cock needed to be nearly base deep in her, leaving the cock to bang against her cervix - something she and I were not very happy with. We decided to just use the bullets, thinking that they would be fine. Wrong. The wires got all tangled, the bullets got too hot – overall, it was a giant failure.

As for the material, eh. I’m not a huge fan of jelly toys primarily because they can’t be sterilized. You can’t put them into boiling water, and if they get too hot, (say you leave it in your car in extreme he,) they will melt. If you’re using this toy, make sure you do not transfer between sex partners, as there is no way to apply a condom to attempt to “protect” it. In order to clean it, use warm water and a toy cleaner, that’s your best bet.

The toy fell apart after the second use. The Jelly is awful and the wires on the bullets began to disintegrate and become exposed: HUGE safety hazard.