There's nothing like coming home after a long hard day only to find a package on your doorstop that contains a new Fleshlight—one that features Tera's twat just beckoning to give you some pleasure. When this happened to me, I was fortunate in that I could spend a long, hard evening with Tera's twat twisting around my throbbing taddywhacker making me feel very happy that I could cum at home. Just in case you hadn't quite figured it out yet, the Tera Patrick Twista is part of the Fleshlight line of masturbators for men. As the name suggests, this Fleshlight is molded after porn star Tera Patrick's pussy. Although I really didn't have a clue as to who Tera Patrick was, my tube-steak was only concerned about exploring the inner textures of this love tunnel. I'm very fortunate to say that my collection of Fleshlights is growing and that each is a unique experience.

In preparation for my night with Tera, I stripped down and carefully removed the Fleshlight from its tin (they're packaged very nicely) and, because the weather has cooled off, I removed the life-like patented Superskin pussy and soaked it in warm water—that way, both Tera and I would be ready for each other. Once she was hot and bothered, I returned the penis sleeve to its rigid case (which looks like a large flashlight), applied liberal amounts of lube to Tera's love tunnel and my dong, then did what any man would do in the same situation, I POUNDED that pussy. The rest, of course, is now history!

As I've already mentioned, Fleshlights are manufactured from a patented life-like material called Superskin which, when warmed as suggested, not only looks but also feels like the real thing. It is non-allergenic and both latex and phthalates-free. It also retains heat well and does a great job keeping your pecker warm on a cold day.

This Fleshlight features the Twista internal texture to tantalize your penis as it thrusts in and out of Tera's love canal. Of the three Fleshlights I currently have, the Twista is arguably the least stimulating (at least for me) but that's not a bad thing as I can simply enjoy playing longer. The other textures I've used are the STU (stamina training unit) which is supposed to be very stimulating and the mini-Lotus texture found in the Lady Lager Sex-in-a-can Fleshlight. The Twista texture consists of a spiral rib that twists down the length of the penis sleeve. The sleeve also gets smaller so as to provide a tighter sensation as you thrust deeper although I really didn't notice this.

Like all Fleshights, the Superskin penis sleeve is housed in a rigid plastic case designed to look like a ubiquitous flashlight. Although it can be used alone (yes, I've tried), the penis sleeve is very flaccid and usually feels best when placed in the plastic case; the case provides sufficient form to the sleeve so your Johnson can get all the sensations it deserves.

While Fleshlights are designed to emulate the appearance of an everyday household object, at ten inches in length (with a "vaginal depth" of 9 inches) they are really very large, not to mention that the word "Fleshlight" is molded onto the plastic casing; they are not as discreet as some might suspect. The Twista is no exception. The color of this model is also a pearl white which is rather unusual for a real flashlight. The large size of Fleshlights will accommodate nearly all men but I feel that average guys do get a bit short-changed sometimes as certain features (in this case, the decreasing size of the sleeve) can only be felt by larger-than-average sized men. That's not to say that most men will not enjoy using this, I think that most guys will like the experience—a lot.

While Fleshlights come in a variety of textures to tantalize even the most discriminating cocks, they all have similar features. In addition to the Superskin penis sleeve and hard-shell pseudo-flashlight case, there's a large cap that covers the entrance to the tunnel of pleasure and a smaller cap on the other end that allows air to enter or escape so that the amount of suction during use can be controlled. Overall, this a very functional design.

As a rule, Fleshlights are simple to use, just warm it (and yourself) up, insert penis, hump/thrust/stroke while enjoying the experience as long as you can—that's it! Other than a some rather quiet, squishy, slurpy sounds as your dick slides in and out, there is very little noise—of course, you're free to moan and grunt all you want as you enjoy Tera's pussy but how loud you are is really a personal decision.

The Twista is waterproof and can certainly be used in the shower. It's important to realize that only water-based lubes can be used with Superskin. Neither soap nor silicone lubes should be used as they can damage the Superskin pussy. This should be a consideration if you want to take a shower with Tera. For those wishing to do a more thorough cleaning, a little isopropyl alcohol can be used.

The shower is also be a good place to clean the Fleshlight and is where I normally clean mine. I usually disassemble the penis sleeve from the casing and wash each separately part separately in the warm water. Again, keep soap away from the Superskin pussy to prevent damage. In addition, I usually invert the sleeve so as to clean any ejaculate that may be hiding in there. So far, this does not seem to harm the Fleshlight and I haven't noticed any degradation in performance. One thing I have noticed with the Twista is that I have to use a bit of additional care while cleaning the pearl-colored case as it is the same color as cum. After the Fleshlight has been cleaned, allow it to dry and then apply a liberal amount of cornstarch to keep it feeling like new. Neither talcum or baby powder is recommended for this purpose. Once dry and dusted, the Twista can be stored in the original packing tin.

One nice thing about the Twista is that it is shipped in a convenient packing tin that is very useful for storage. A drawback is that the tin contains photos of Tera Patrick, along with text that clearly indicates that a sex toy is enclosed. In other words, the packaging isn't very discreet so you'll want to find a safe place to store it. This really isn't a problem but I prefer storing toys in non-descript containers.

Another word of caution is in order—when opening up the Twista for the first time, a firm plastic rod must be removed from the Superskin pussy. I'm sure this is placed there to protect the Fleshlight during shipping. You don't want to accidentally discover this the first time it's used!

I continue to be sold on Fleshlights and hope that my collection continues to grow. Due to the different textures that are available, I never seem to get bored and they are simply a great way to get off. At this point, I'm just beginning to wonder how long it will be before my collection grows too large for adequate storage. That, however, is a nice problem to have.