Tera Patrick's tight pussy|Tera Patrick's tight pussy was a lovely thing to receive in the mail the other day.  I have been going through a dry spell with my fiancée, and the good old hand just hadn’t been cutting it.  I pulled this baby out of the box and took a look at it.  It was not the manliest thing in the world (being a nice shade of pink), but I suppose it makes it more appealing to the girls that help the boys use it.

After a day or two I finally convinced my fiancée to give it a try with me. After we got me all excited, we took the new toy for a spin.  It definitely is a toy that needs a lot of lube to keep it going, but once you get a generous amount of lube on there it becomes pretty darn realistic feeling.  It wasn’t long before I was ready to shoot my load all over the place.

While there is no perfect substitution for a real-live, warm blooded woman with a nice wet pussy, this definitely makes the sensations of jacking off much more enjoyably then just using my hand.  The toy is a little short in length, but I really enjoyed the sensation of my cock sliding out of the end and back in again.  It was just like slipping the tip out of a pussy and then ramming it back in without having to take your shaft out at all.

I have to say one definite con of this toy is that it does not have any blood flow to keep it nice and warm.  It is pretty much the temperature of the room until friction heats it up.

I decided to take the toy for a test drive in the shower and see if there were any differences then real shower sex.  First I gave it a shot with some silicone lube that I have so that I would not have to worry about all my lube washing away [Editor's Note: This toy is made of Futurotic material, and we only recommend using water-based lube with it].  I really did not like this toy combined with the silicone lube, it was not thick enough or slick enough.

I washed off the silicone lube and tried some good old fashion water-based and man was that better.  I had to be careful to keep out of direct contact with the water, but the warm water took care of the problem of the toy being cold.

This toy is definitely a good investment for anyone who likes to masturbate, but wants to have some variety in the sensations they have.

This toy sadly died. When it was stored in a container with other toys, one of the rabbits was stored touching it and it basically melted into the rabbit. It was very weird and necessitated the need to throw both toys out.