I am a fan of Cock Rings. I like how they feel. I love how they work. And most of all I love the reaction that my wife has when we use one. All that said, I was really looking forward to this new Remote controlled device. So much for the visions of grandeur.

This is rather large. When we used it, the first thing we found was that in face to face sex with her on top it seemed to be more in the way than anything. Using it in a doggie style position seemed also to be a nuisance rather than a delight. I believe that a toy should be an added benefit and not a constant concern. If you get going too fast from behind, the large bulb seems to slap or smack the clit. If going slower it is like dangling a golf ball off your cock. so not only are you trying to get the right rhythms then there is the speed of the vibrations. Just way too much thought process for using a toy.

Then there is the antenna... or remote wire hanging off the thing. At one point it became entangled in my hair and then in hers... Yea, that's not to romantic when your moving along and you hear OWWW!!! And everything comes to a grinding halt. Or should I say the grinding comes to a halt. Anyway, you know what I mean. If pain is not the emotion you were going for it is a real kill joy.

Lastly the stupid wire covering on the antenna wire broke at the base of the egg. I had placed it on myself and without touching any buttons, we heard "snap" sound and then it kicked into high gear. We tried all the buttons to get it to quit. On, Off, change the setting nothing worked. I quickly removed the battery from the remote.. and guess what... It's became the energizer dick ring. It kept going and going and going. I finally had to take it off and remove the egg from the cock ring and remove the batteries from the egg for it to quit.

Not in my top ten toys. If you would like me to say something good about this...here it is: I do like the color black. And it is not too bad if you leave it off.

The only one thing we did like was we took the egg out of the cock ring, placed it in a condom with the wire toward the opening. Placed it inside her and then ran through the vibrations... As a vibrating egg this thing has some promise...