The toy acts much like a large flashlight, hence the name, that has a very welcoming opening in one end and a screw cap on the other. You can choose to penetrate fully, or ride the edge, as it imitates a well-aroused vagina fairly well. The toy's size is accommodating, and the soft outer surface allows for significant thrust without any pubic-bone mashing. To get a significant "suction" effect, a simple sheet of plastic wrap around the screw-cap can create a vacuum.

If properly washed after each use, the smell remains fairly neutral, though extremely frequent use can create a slight "dick" odor if you're vigorous. It doesn't have a taste. The material feels very similar to a "sticky hand" from a quarter-machine, so lubrication is a must; less lube creates more friction, but can become too much.

It feels like a very hefty flashlight, close to the weight of a Maglite, but with a much better function. (Unless you're trapped in a cave, but that might not exclude the value either.) The toy is not easy to hide, as the transparency gives away the function pretty immediately - the colored cases might work better, but not many people can see a gigantic flashlight without getting suspicious.

I'm of above-average size, and had no problem with the length of this toy. Many on the market are much more "hand held," leaving a lot to be desired. This can be held in one hand, two hands, or stuffed in to some crevice to fuck freely.

The water-based lube keeps it slippery, without reducing the enjoyment of friction.

With dozens of water-based lubes on the market, it's easy to find one that provides the right friction and right lasting power, without being a scent that makes you dread humping this fantastic toy - experiment, find one you like, and stick to it. In a pinch, saliva works fine.

To clean, you pull the giant sticky-hand vagina out of the plastic, and run hot water through it like a pipe. Add some toy-safe soap, plug one end in brief intervals, and any residue easily blasts its way out the back end. I prefer to let it dry outside of its case, usually by passing the thin end through the narrow side of a hanger. Inside the plastic works fine, but seems slower.

After it's dry, I typically toss it in to my "smut drawer."

My toy came in a metal box, which would have been really neat for other uses if it wasn't so blatant about the original contents. Still, it makes a great conversation starter on a coffee table.

The cost of this toy was prohibitive, for a masturbation aid, for a while. But, I finally convinced myself to just suck it up and lay the cash down. I am glad I did. This is one toy I've used frequently, often under less-than-ideal conditions, and have been lax in taking care of it at times. But, it holds up, and is as good as the day I bought it.

This has improved my masturbation significantly, and has a wide variety of interchangeable sleeves and cases to prevent boredom.