In a world where sex toys are becoming more complex, more complicated, and more expensive, one toy will defy them all...

No gimmicks.
No tricks.
No high price tags.

An inexpensive toy, with a simple design....it's ready for you.

Are you ready for it?

Ok, time to get serious: Because if there is one thing The Tube does not do, it's drama. The Tube is a very simple, unassuming masturbator. It's an open ended ribbed tube. That's it, really. It's a nice, cheap toy that's incredibly easy to use, and it proves that sometimes, keeping it simple really does work better!

Detailed Ratings:


Size
The Tube is around 6 inches long, very stretchy, and open ended. This means that any guy can successfully use it. I was pleasantly surprised at how well it delivered on my average sized cock! You bigger men out there will simply love this toy!
35/40

Material
The Tube is made of UR3, which receives a 1 on the EF safety rating. Here's what the experts have to say: "These materials are extremely porous, making it difficult to clean and easy for germs and dirt to hide. So protect them with a condom. Skin-like materials are extremely sensitive; they should be cleaned before and after every use with warm water and toy cleaner or antibacterial soap. These toys come dusted in a powdery material to maintain their unique texture, clean the toy thoroughly before first use. After each use, clean again and dust with a little cornstarch (not TALC, which has been linked to cervical cancer) As indicated, the toy did come powdered and had a somewhat sweet smell to it...strange, but not off-putting. Since it can never be said enough: Use only water based lubes. If you're sharing (you won't want to), use a condom! I did try it with a condom on and it didn't feel bad at all! Safety issues aside, the material does feel good and is very stretchy.
13/20

Color
I got mine from a website that has clear ones! The see-thru action is pretty hot, especially if you have a partner, haha.
10/10 for Clear
8/10 for Pink
7/10 for Purple

Visual Appeal
A clear tube might sound a bit bland to look at, but honestly, a lot of toys that have orifices or are shaped a certain way just look strange. This toy has a neat, clean look about it.
13/20

Ease of use
Grab some water based lube, and insert penis in either end. By far the simplest toy I've ever used.
40/40

Tightness
For an average guy, there's not a lot of tightness here. For some however, this will be a blessing. If you have a lot of girth, I strongly encourage you to give this one a shot.
15/30

Sensation
How does such a simple toy do such a good job?! I only lasted about 5 minutes before I unloaded (and I mean REALLY unloaded!). The internal ribs are spaced fairly deeply and do a good job of grabbing your penis as you slide in and out. It's intense, but too intense!
55/60

Suction
This toy is somewhat loose fitting and open ended, so there's not much opportunity for any suction. If you don't pop through, you can cover one end with a condom, and it will improve the suction. As it is though...
10/20

Cleanup
Ah the joy of being an open ended toy! Ribbed toys do tend to collect lube and cum and are a bit hard to wash out. This one however can be turned inside out fairly easily. I didn't notice any damage from it when I inspected it.
18/20

Versatility
As far as I can see, it seems to be a well made, long lasting toy. I suppose it could rip with extended usage by an extremely well endowed man, but then again, I can say that about 90% of sex toys.
BONUS: Turn it inside out and use as a girth enhancer...I'd love for some couple to try this out and tell me how it worked!
74/80

Price
For $15, you really can't go wrong! Add 1 point for every dollar less you spend!
54/60

At a Glance:
Size 35/40
Material 13/20
Color 10/10
Visual Appeal 13/20
Ease of use 40/40
Tightness 15/30
Sensation 55/60
Suction 10/20
Cleanup 18/20
Versatility 74/80
Price 54/60

337/400

5 Stars!